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we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena.
our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun.
rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
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