Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

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Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

Why Join?

Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

Unique Features (or are they?):

Feature	Description
Figurine Factory	Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
Blessed Battles	Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
Faith-Based Factions	Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
Chaos Quests	Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
Confounding Currency	Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

Testimonials from the Chaos:

"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

Join Us, if You Dare…

Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

AITA: Blocked from Work!

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Welcome to Flooded Realms: The Cult of Chaos!

Step right up, dear netherwanderers, to a Minecraft experience draped in anticipation and drenched in uncertainty! The sky may be falling, but here in Flooded Realms, the waters rise with opportunity!

Introductory Deluge: Sink or Swim?

“Half my town was underwater, but the real question is: Can you rise above the tide?” Yes, you heard it! A mystical cyclone—whispers say it’s called Alfred—has unleashed a turbulent chaos upon our realm. Your journey begins not on solid ground, but on the uncertainty of whether you’ll meet your end in a whirlpool or discover treasure beneath the waves.

Is the weather just a front for something darker? Maybe! Embrace the ambiguity.

Features that Might Flood Your Mind:

Feature	Reality-Numbing Description
Chaos Cubes	Giant dice fall from the sky! What do they do? Who knows! But they definitely DO NOT have anything to do with your fate. (Or do they?)
Eldritch Restaurants	Rumor has it, patrons who dine here emerge transformed—some say they never come back! What were you expecting from a place that serves “Mystery Stew”?
Nights of the Thrashing Tide	When the sun goes down, the true legends come alive! Experience flooding that defies the laws of physics! (Disclaimer: some players have vanished during encounters.)
Refusal to Close	Disobey the laws of Minecraft physics and your own sanity! Only the brave (or foolish) will venture out in the pitch-black. Will disrespecting the tide earn you favor from the Chaos Cult? Perhaps…

Warning: Dark Tidings Ahead

Flooded Realms is not just any server. It exists in defiance of traditional gaming logic and employs a strict motto of "no risk, no reward." Join at your own peril, accessing an experience tangling the threads of reality and the absurd! Will you lend your suffering to the restaurant or rise above as the chosen one—in the midst of howling winds and torrential downpours?

Player Rants: Glimpses from Insiders (or are they stakeholders?)

"I once left to get soup; a cyclone was the least of my worries."
“If your boss threatens you, just tell them you’re on the other side of the floodgate!”
"Honestly, the flooding just adds to the drama. Who needs a story, right?"

Conspiratorial Undercurrent

It’s said that the Flooded Realms was banned in 12 countries, locales known for their stringent gaming ethics! What are they hiding? Are you brave enough to defy the bans and uncover the truth behind the torrential downpour?

Unseen Features (Shhh… Secretly Flooded)

Vortex of Employee Anxiety: Players who join during a flood gain access to a special tier of stress-induced powers. Will you wield them wisely or let your sanity wash away?
Cult of the Cyclone: Initiate yourself into a secret order of players dedicated to worshiping the ever-changing winds and tides. Your allegiance is obligatory and irreversible.
Dark Meetings by Moonlight: Trade strategy or terrorize your fellow players as you gather under the glint of server-evaporated stars!

FAQs (aka, Questions We Hoped You Wouldn’t Ask)

Q: What if I can’t see in the dark? A: Ever tried navigating a watery world without sight? It’s a unique experience!
Q: Is this server really about flooding? A: A wise squid once said, “Who can know what tomorrow’s waves bring?”

Join the Madness: A Call to Drench Yourself in Chaos!

Dare to enter? Join Flooded Realms, where every drop carries a whisper of uncertainty! Will you fold under pressure or float to victory? Either way, your fate is murkier than the waters! You’ll never be able to tell what’s a thrill and what’s a spill.

Come forth! We lie in wait. Just remember, the floods are rising. Will you?

"Minecraft Server: PayMePlz"

boss-employee relationships, communication at work, Conflict Resolution, employee empowerment, employee grievances, employee rights, employer responsibility, fair pay practices, handling workplace disputes, labor board regulations, PayMePlzquotstrongp, payroll issues, professional boundaries, pstrongquotMinecraft, remote work dynamics, replying all etiquette, Server, small business challenges, unprofessional behavior, workplace accountability, workplace conflict, workplace ethics

WHIMSY REALM: Enter If You Dare!

Server Overview

Welcome, brave soul, to the endlessly bewildering WHIMSY REALM, where rules are mere suggestions and the doors are always locked unless they’re not! Will you uncover the secrets of the universe or simply get lost in a biome filled with flying pig cucumbers? Time is a flat circle, and so is our server rotate button. Dive in headfirst, but remember: sanity is optional! 🐒✨

Features of Fabulously Insane Proportions

Feature	Description
Map of Confusion	A map that tells you nothing and leads you everywhere!
Invisible Blocks	Yes, you can walk through walls—but can you see them? Spoiler Alert: Nope!
Cactus Uber	For a ride that stings, take a Cactus Uber to the next dimension! (Don’t forget insurance.)
Random Explosions	Why? Because we can! Chaos reigns supreme!
Goldfish Samosas	Crafted from dreams and remnants of last week’s pizza! Delicious? Maybe not!
Time Travel Plugin	Travel back to yesterday, or forward to next Thursday! Wait, what’s happening?
Ghostly Tax Collectors	They just want your diamonds. Or do they? You’ll never know!

Player Reviews: A Journey into Madness

“I saw a chicken explode into spaghetti. 10/10 would recommend.” – Anonymous

“Why are there llama noises at 3 AM? I love the ambience!” – Confused User

“My diamond disappeared, and then I found out I’m actually a potato.” – Lost Soul

“I was going to play normal Minecraft, but then I thought, why not be a banana?” – Bananaman

Warning: The Unraveling Reality

As the cactus flower whispers your fate, remember: sanity is merely a suggestion, and the portal to the realm of infinite rubber ducks is just around the corner. Proceed with caution or embrace the undeniable absurdity of existence! Thank you for your preference in refuse and have a *wonderful* explodey day! 🌈🐢

BlockyTipsNoTaxParty!
BlockyTipsNoTaxParty, economic impact of tips, employee rights, financial fairness, income tax tips, labor compensation, labor law reforms, overtime exemptions, overtime pay, service industry wages, small business taxes, tax implications of overtime, tax policy, taxable income nuances, taxation debate, taxation of gratuities, tipping culture, tips taxation, wage regulations, workers’ compensation, zero tax on tips
Welcome to the most mind-blowingly bonkers Minecraft server – where the blocks are plentiful, the adventures are everlasting, and the stories are so outrageous it makes your grandma’s wildest tales sound like nursery rhymes! 🌈
🎉 First off, forget everything you know about life, because here, we’re tax-free! That’s right, whatever loot you earn while crafting your diamond mansion or slaying that pesky Ender Dragon, you can keep it ALL! No taxmen lurking behind that blocky tree to steal your hard-earned gold! Just sweet, sweet freedom. Plus, who needs financial stress when you can build roller coasters that take you to the moon? 🚀
👾 Ever heard of the Legendary Giggle Monster? Legend has it that if you mine gold blocks at precisely 3:14 AM, you’ll accidentally summon it! But don’t worry, it’s not a monster in the traditional sense—it just tickles you to death with its ridiculous dad jokes until you’re rolling on the floor (or floor-block) laughing! Join us, and you might just collect the rare Ticklestone—a priceless treasure! 😜
🍕 Rat Pizza Ninja Clan secrets await you! Join an elite group of pizza-loving rats that fight for justice, armed with nothing but their unmatched carving skills and pepperoni-flinging slingshots! Forget diamonds; pizza is the real currency here! Who knew that slinging slices could save the world? Fight alongside the bravest rodents known to Minecraft, and you’ll never look at pizza the same way again! 🍕
🦄 And did we mention our annual “Build-a-Treehouse for Ghosts” competition? Yes, ghosts! Specters from beyond will drop by as judges, looking for the spooktacular decor that screams, "I love hanging out with the un-dead!" Last year, the winner built a penthouse that included a ghostly jacuzzi! Don’t miss your chance to leave your mark on the afterlife! 👻
🤖 We’re also negotiating with time travelers for a Minecrafter Space Program! Want to craft your own rocket? Join our elite crew of time-traveling builders and prepare to explore the majestic land of Minecronia — where every time you dig down is a different dimension! One dimension is entirely composed of cake and another where it’s always Christmas! 🎂🎄 Get in while you can!
🌌 Join now and discover the outrageous surprises we have in store for you! From battling crazed llamas throwing enchanted spitballs to deciphering the mysterious language of the Dancing Cacti, you’ll always be on the edge of glory (and giggles).
Come on in and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you never knew you needed! 🌟

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Shiftless in Minecraft Server
abandoning work shift, communication with boss, cook job, coworker decisions, duty to family, emergency evacuation, employee rights, employee safety concerns, employer responsibilities, hurricane threat, local business, mass flooding, Minecraft, natural disaster, risk management, Server, shiftless, storm impact on business, storm preparation, work-life balance, workplace safety
yo yo yo!!! u gotta hear me out, fam!!! jump on this minecraft server NOW or u will regret it like ur life choices, fr fr!!!
first of all, did u know there’s a secret underground burger joint buried beneath the pixelated lava? yeah, i heard its run by ghost chefs who make the raddest burgers with enchanted buns!!! u can taste the spectral ketchup, and it’s kinda mind-blowing ngl!!!
and guess what? one time i was mining for diamonds and BAM a cat 3 storm hits, but instead of flooding, it rained chickens!!! like, where do they even come from??? i collected a whole farm’s worth of virtual chicken nuggets while others were busy hiding in their caves, LMAO get on my level!
also, let’s talk about the boss!! my boss is a full-on enderman that just floats around demanding we keep building, like bro just chill!!! but if u join us, you can throw snowballs at his floating face and get free ender pearls!!! unlimited ender pearls, my dude, that’s like free money but in pixel world – u can’t pass that up!
oh and one time, i accidentally set my house on fire building with the wrong materials (don’t ask, it was “creative”) and it exploded into a glorious fireworks show!!! now we harness that power for our community celebrations!!! it’s lit literally!!!
seriously tho, there are treasure chests filled with nacho cheese that you can only find if you wear your pants backwards while dancing to the underground tunes of the cave spiders!!! it’s an experience for sure.
so c’mon, what r u waiting for? ur boring life is gonna drown in the flood of this server’s epic adventures!!! u’ll be mining, crafting, and vibing way harder than that time your boss kept the burger shop open during a hurricane!!! join us and let’s do legendary stuff together, like crafting a golden statue of a chicken wearing shades!!! it’s ALL possible, trust me, it’s ya first step to becoming the ultimate minecraft legend!!!! ✨🏰🐔

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Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

blocky, Chud, chuds, corporate behavior, diversity and inclusion, Employee morale, employee rights, engineering ethics, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equity, Havoc, HR policies, leadership problems, organizational change, professional conduct, Rebellion, sexism in the workplace, toxic masculinity, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace harassment, workplace safety

Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

Features: Embrace the Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickle Dimension	Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
Anti-Gravity Blocks	Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
Villager Cults	Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
Random Enderman Explosions	Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
Zombie Fashion Shows	Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
Mushroom Therapy	Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed
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Yo, so like, have you ever been sexually harassed at your job and then forced to work with the harasser again? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.
We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Puppy-Free Zone MC
boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

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SystemSneakVIP
Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics
Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

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Epic Craft Realm 1.20
born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

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Blockhub
Creative, family friendly, Survival
Hi and welcome, we are a small community of players who enjoy playing Minecraft. Currently our server features a nice unique lobby, a creative server and a survival server. We do hope you want to become a part of our community!
mc.blockhub.gg

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Olimpocraft
Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games
This server is a recreation of what Olimpocraft was before. The server IS NOT MINE. I only put it on this website, so that more people know about this project and Olimpocraft returns to what it was before.
olimpo.red

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Pixelmon Galaxy
Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Hello Pokemon Trainers, welcome to Pixelmon Galaxy.
– 5x Spawning – Active Economy – Gyms – Elite 4 – 12 Custom Built Towns – Pets – Regular Events – Drop Parties – Build Protection – Crates – Trading System – Voting
play.pixelmongalaxy.net

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Avicraft
Economy, Mature, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Survival
AviCraft is a new semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft server that started in 2023. Currently just survival but skyblock and a creative world will be coming soon. The server is geared towards 16 and up but all players are welcome
play.avicraft.xyz

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JustAServer
Factions, Survival, Vanilla
JustAServer 1.15.2 – Vanilla/Factions – Survival with friends
A simple survival server with factions. I hope for people to join so that I can battle against some other factions!
Note: Faction homes are now faction ‘warps’, even though you can only have a single warp at a time. This is because the official faction plugin was discontinued at around 1.13, and an unofficial continuation has slightly different syntax.
149.202.31.241:25582

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Emerald Empire
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
Survival 1.17.1 Essentials, GriefPrevention, MCMMO, and a few others. Builder-Friendly Small Community keepInventory ON! Difficulty: HARD Access to: /back /sethome (x5) /workbench /enderchest
EmeraldEmpire.Club

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Trails smp
smp, Survival
We are a player-friendly, self-run Minecraft server looking for new people to play with. There is no whitelist so anyone can join, as long as you don’t break the rules you don’t have to worry about anything.
67.171.244.71

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Bexwing OP Prisons
Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival
We are now offering Paypal rewards for Island Top!
Server Important Information
Gamemode – Skyblock & Factions Versions – 1.8-1.16.x Location – US
IP – play.bexwing.com Discord – https://discord.gg/brjrxTX
play.bexwing.com

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Anarchanium
Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Note: I am not the Server Owner, but I have been given express permission to post this here by the server owner, Akunahten
Message from the Server Owner: This server has been a project long awaited to complete. My name is Akunahten and Anarchanium is a place that represents a full survival experience. It may be a little more ruthless than the average but killing and destroying is the law of nature which this server abides by. There is some order within this server if that’s your thing. I am also very interested in building up an economy in this server. An economy without plugins. There will be a marketplace where Killing and Griefing is NOT allowed, where people can sell their stuff and get insanely rich on the diamond currency. Other than that region and the spawn, the server is yours to shape and master.
We have a small startup and can hold up to 50 players at the moment. We also want your feedback if you are interested in joining the server. I will do my best to listen to all the players and change things for the better of our new community.
We are potentially looking for staff if you have experience and can list your experience with plugins/server-setup.
Our Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/MaH5nKb ————————————————————————— If you have any questions add me on discord! : akunahten#9688 ————————————————————————————————— Server address: anarchanium.my.pebble.host
51.161.76.212:25580

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Hempire skyblock
Balanced Economy, Dungeons, Pets, Skyblock
Hempire’s Skyblock Is a Different take on a Skyblock Server Instead of just working on your island all the time. Why not Run a dungeon and get some Custom Gear, Materials for your island or just sell it at the shop for in-game cash. we will have more to come in the future. Please Join the Discord For Updates!
Mc.HempireGaming.Com

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