Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.
Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!
If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
| IP | mineturf.xyz |
|---|---|
| Version | Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw |
Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz |
| Are there any free ranks available? | Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game |
| What are some of the custom features on the server? | Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more |
| Is there a PvP arena on the server? | Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events |
| How can I earn rewards on the server? | You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones |
But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?
But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?
