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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 169 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”
we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”
our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.
join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!
