On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?
So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!
we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”
our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.
join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!
we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!
so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!
One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.
So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.
Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!
