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Employee Bonus Stories

  • Bonus Block Bungle

    Bonus Block Bungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!

      • Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!

      • Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.

      • Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!

      • Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!

      • Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!

      • The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.

      • The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

    ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds raining from the sky and villagers breakdancing in the town square. our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with a flick of their wand.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

    if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Aeltheria

    Aeltheria

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step into Aeltheria, a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore custom-generated worlds like Eldoria, Avaloria, and Twilight Realm, or enjoy familiar vanilla worlds. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers: -Player-Driven Economy: Sell items to other players, not the server. -Unique Jobs: Earn titles and perks from the start, with no job limitations. -Custom Textures: Enjoy custom menus, tools, armor, tradable tool wraps, cosmetics, and collectibles. -Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community using Towny for collaboration. -Immersive NPCs: Meet engaging characters like Sunny the Greeter and Lorelei the Librarian. -No Pay-to-Win: Premium currency for crate keys, cosmetics, and more can also be earned in-game. -Much More: Discover lore, custom fishing textures, collections, ArtMap, and virtual storage.

    play.aeltheria.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AirsMCItalia

    AirsMCItalia

    New Minecraft Servers

    AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

    AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun together with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

    mc33.gamehosting.it:4001

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Aztec Empire

    Aztec Empire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aztec Empire MCVerseaztecempire.mcverse.net

    An RPG experience unlike other! This server presents as a hybrid rpg with a complex campaign, a Free Forge SMP and Multiple mini games.

    The server has officially gone through the next iteration with a hard reboot. A lot of the maps have been scraped and is being re done and released to the public over time. I have finally found someone who is able to create custom plugins for the server and most of them are being coded at this moment. Please let staff know if you experience any bugs! I still need someone who is able to create a custom resource pack, Please DM me on Discord if you are able to do so.

    SHORT Progress notes:The list below details All of the things that have been completed, in progress or planed for the server Please see the official discord for the most up to date Patch notes and announcements

    Campaign City/location list (planned)
    -Colhuacan-Itztapalapa-Mexicatzinco-Huitzilopochco-Coyohuacan-Quiahuac-Tenamitla-Moteuczoma-Tlacopaque-Axolla-Zacatitlan-Atoyac-Mixcohuac-Xochimanca-Nonohualco-Customer-Atlaculhuayan– Aunt-Tequexquinahuac-Tlacatecco-Ahuehuetlan -Acachinanco -Tepetlazinco -Tlcoman -Chapoltepec-Poptlan-Tlacopan-Tenochtitlan-Mexihco-Tlatelolco-Mazatzintamalco-Nextitlan-Xochimanca-Huacalco -Cuatlapan-Xaltenco-Huitznahuac

    Aztec Empire MCVerse OST (compositions planned & or in progress)
    – Overture [​main menu theme] – The City of Gold– A Dark Path– Salvation– The Great Sacrifice– Betrayal– Twisted Fate– The Unknown– Resistance– Unwanted truce– Revelation– Wilderness– Sanctuary– Epilogue
    I Twitch stream this server occasionally, make sure to follow if you would like to see how I build on my server: http://www.twitch.tv/icefang23

    Aztec Empire Minecraft Server

    Click here to join the Aztec Empire MCverse Discord channel
    Patreon

    Click here to Become an Aztec Empire MCverse Patron

    Any exciting Ideas that would improve this server? please state and explain in the comment section below 😉

    aztecempire.mcverse.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to “lowcraft: where PVP is just a gentle tap, Vanilla is chocolate swirl, and Anarchy means sharing the cookies! 1.20.6”

    Welcome to “lowcraft: where PVP is just a gentle tap, Vanilla is chocolate swirl, and Anarchy means sharing the cookies! 1.20.6”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/8cYUEyBJ8C
    Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFoBxqKtMk

    Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

    Note: Hacking is not allowed.

    What we have to offer:

      • 250 by 250 block map, forcing players to interact with each other
      • No structure protection of any sort, you better hide your base good
      • High Structure Density, Boosted Structure Generation
      • Weekly wipes, so new players can hop on, and old players don’t get bored
      • Fresh map every week
      • Custom events everyday

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
    Do you have a clan system on the server? Yes, we have a neat clan system that allows players to make their own teams and participate in clan wars.
    How often do you wipe the map? We conduct weekly wipes to keep the gameplay fresh for both new and old players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

    Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

    Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

    So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCoping in Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCoping in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort like I value my hair styling skills? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the importance of hard work and dedication!

    Just like how I put in hours of work to create intricate hairstyles, our server is dedicated to providing you with the best gaming experience possible. And just like how my friend tried to lowball me for my services, we promise not to cheap out on quality!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where your skills are truly appreciated. And hey, if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just remember that I never charge for hair styling on the server. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing crazier than my friend’s hair requests is the amount of fun you’ll have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoHubbyLakeHouseBash

    NoHubbyLakeHouseBash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old bachelorette parties? Looking for a wild and crazy adventure? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bachelorette party ever!

    Picture this: you and your 10 best friends, all in your twenties, taking over a virtual lake house for the weekend. But wait, there’s a twist – your almost 50-year-old husband insists on joining the party! Will he stay out of the way? Will he try to crash the festivities? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a weekend to remember.

    Join our server now for a bachelorette party like no other. With boat rentals, virtual activities, and a whole lot of drama, you won’t want to miss out. And hey, if things get too crazy, just change the venue with the click of a button – no need to worry about last-minute changes here!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make this bachelorette party one for the history books – virtual style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP