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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7298
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	8880

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4525
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2065	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	88	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

5gaa, aecc, automakers, camara project, cars, cellphones, chainlink, Chainlink Staking, ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP, connected vehicles, Deutsche Telekom, e-SIM, embedded SIM, eSIM remote provisioning, gsma, GSMA standards, identity theft, IOT devices, iot sim device, malicious actor, network limitations, network security, public blockchains, rSIM, SGP.32 standards, SIM card, sim swap chainlink api, spoofing, standards compliance, STMicroelectronics, Tele2, tm forum, user interface limitations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4662	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	9130	Dimension Hops:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	4316
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.