Empirical Evidence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Razor’s Edge: Crafty Mistakes

statistical analysis, empirical evidence, MISTAKES, scientists, Simplicity

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz we got the craziest, most epic server in alllllll of minecraft land!

imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!

we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.

oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.

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SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

SMPixelatedLols, empirical evidence, Bisexual, genetic defect, status quo

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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PixelatedSeculars

secularism, political ideology, Divergence, rationality, BELIEF

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

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ConspiracyCraft: Where Science Rules!

empirical evidence, Scientific method, education, logical reasoning, scientific knowledge

so, like, u know how some peeps r all about dem conspiracy theories, right? well, if u join dis amazin’ minecraft server, u gonna become so smart and sciency dat u won’t even believe in dem crazy theories anymore! like, u gonna be all about dat scientific literacy and be able to assess evidence like a pro. plus, u gonna have mad scientific knowledge and reasoning skills. so, like, join dis server and say goodbye to dem conspiracy theories, cuz u gonna be too smart for dat shiz!

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TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

striped cats, apex predators, Endangered species, big cats, wild animals

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

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StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

stroke treatment, Healthcare, long tail tags, Treatment Comparison, Stroke Management

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

self satisfaction, self love, CloneCraft, self-fulfillment, self reflection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

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FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

user discussions, video games, Feedback, Minecraft, Opinions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

judgment, Cash, illegal, family, StepBro

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

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DocFail Minecraft Server

Visit, error, anecdote, Server, DocFail

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

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