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RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Votes:	8141
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	800	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Items Found:	3985	Runes Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	172
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6777
Crops Grown:	6454	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!