NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	8560
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5617
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Animals Bred:	130	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	219
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Star Shards Collected:	225
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	5536	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3030

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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