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4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1294	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3194
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8509	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!