Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?
We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.
Experience the thrill of organizing virtual baby showers and dealing with in-game husbands who just can’t handle the party scene. Witness emotional kitchen breakdowns, comforting sessions, and passive-aggressive accusations in the hallways.
Don’t miss out on the chance to send foot-long texts about hurt feelings after a virtual party, because here on our server, every action has consequences – even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So come on in, and let the virtual drama begin!
Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!
We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?
So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!
The Oldbutgold server gives you a unique and captivating experience in the Minecraft Universe, being the perfect place for those who appreciate the united communities and memorable adventures. This server is specially created to satisfy all players’ preferences, having multiple game modes, an active community and periodic events that will maintain the living action.
The central hub is the starting point of each adventure, where the players can easily connect and sail to the various sub-serve. The atmosphere on the hub is a friendly and welcoming one, and its unique design is made to provide an excellent first impression to all visitors.
The game modes offered on Oldbutgold include:
Survival the perfect way for those who love to build, explore and survive. With an ideal balance between challenges and fun, Oldbutgold survival gives you the freedom to create impressive worlds while working or competing with other players. Factions (soon): Get ready for intense rivalries! It forms a faction with friends, conquers the territories and becomes the supreme leader in a game focused on strategy and competition. SkyBlock (Soon): Starts from a small island and turn it into a true empire into heaven! This mode of play is perfect for those who want to test their creativity and resource management skills. Why choose Oldbutgold? Our community is made up of dedicated and friendly players, and the staff is always active and ready to help you. The server has a well -developed infrastructure, guaranteeing an experience without lag and a stable connection.
Join Oldbutgold today and discover a world full of possibilities! We are waiting for you to put your mark in this growing community.
185.104.183.40
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ |
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| Server Started | 25th of March |
| Location | East Coast of the US |
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– Quality of life plugins
– Whitelisted community
– Dedicated staff team
– Regular events
– No pay-to-win donation perks
To join the server, you must first apply on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/infinityisles
Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
We have bi-weekly events organized by staff and community members, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
No, donation perks are non pay-to-win and all proceeds go towards server performance improvements.
Contributors have access to the player head database using the command /hdb.
Just like the time my boyfriend planned a romantic night for us, but ended up inviting all his friends over without telling me. Talk about a plot twist! I was not mentally prepared for that “date” at all, just like you won’t be prepared for the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server.
Don’t worry, we promise not to throw any surprise parties on our server (unless you’re into that kind of thing). So come join us for a night of fun and excitement – just make sure you’re ready for anything!
Imagine this: you’re about to say “I do” to your virtual partner, surrounded by all your pixelated friends. But wait, what’s this? Your best friend, let’s call her Emily, decides to crash the wedding and give a speech that will leave everyone in shock. Will she declare her love for your Minecraft fiancé? Will she reveal a dark secret from your past pixelated adventures? The possibilities are endless!
Join our server now for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a boring, drama-free ceremony when you can have a virtual rollercoaster of emotions? Don’t miss out on the chance to kick your best friend out of your virtual wedding and create chaos in the Minecraft world. See you at the altar!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild wolves. You gotta tame them with bones and they’ll lead you to the treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro.
So if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast!
Join us for a wild ride filled with lava-filled roller coasters, diamond-studded dungeons, and a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. But beware, the evil sheep overlords are always watching, ready to strike when you least expect it.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a blast watching your worst enemy get pranked by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏
We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.