HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE FEELS? WELL, WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS LIKE TAKING MDMA BUT WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS (DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS).

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.

SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!