EMP preparedness for preppers Minecraft Servers

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	981	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	1586
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Dragon Eggs Found:	3778	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8534
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3627	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	4069
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Votes:	3093	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4924
Enchantments Applied:	153	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?