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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9678 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️