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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5131 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?