Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite dog love story to be translated? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the FINAL chapter ready to be discovered! Join us and witness the epic conclusion of this timeless tale that has been lost in translation for a million years. Who knew that dogs could have such a dramatic love story? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this heartwarming and hilarious adventure in the world of Minecraft! Join now and be a part of history in the making!
Are you tired of boring old servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).
Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky adventures. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! Feel like riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: we cannot guarantee the validity of this rumor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!
Welcome to the Minecraft server where men cried – not because of grief or sadness, but because they were laughing so hard at all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get us started on our annual pig racing competition, where the pigs wear tiny little racing helmets and zoom around the track at lightning speed.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Come join us and see why this is the Minecraft server where men cried tears of joy!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or romance? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the epic love story between a windigo daddyhusband and his dokidoki partner.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, say goodbye to the snooze-fest and hello to our server that will have you crying tears of joy instead of boredom!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties.
Need a break from all the block-building madness? No problem! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods themselves.
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The RosSMP is a fun, survival and vanilla server for both java and bedrock players, on 1.19.2! We are an smp owned by twitch streamer/builder Roscumber, and developed by ABashfulBear and aurabee.
Although we are still under development, we encourage a calm and friendly environment, creating a positive, inclusive place for new members to join. Our SMP includes claiming systems and many events, giving you an opportunity to be on stream!!
Future additions to our server include a rank system, nps, an all new economy, chat-feelings commands, mcmmo, etc!
Welcome to Revelation 1.12.2 powered by Instant Valley MC! This Minecraft server is running the latest version of Revelation. All dimensions on the server are enabled and the mining world gets reset once a month so everyone can use the mining world to its full extent! We include Shops, random teleport and a very invested and active staff. All issues or problems which can occur to players will/shall be fixed as fast as possible, so no one will have to wait when ever something does somehow go wrong! We also have the newest plugins, anti-grief solutions and barely any items are banned! There are vote crates and rewards to try your luck on and see what cool loot you’ll get! We are, and will always be, open to any suggestions!
Survival RP / SMP Server designed for players by players. Several Custom Plugins set us apart. Currently in ALPHA stages of server setup, if you want to help get it off the ground and form a community this is for you. Rapid development / setup planned.
A original Pixelmon server never been done before and we will be releaseing around the time of the pokemon games scarlet and violet its gonna be a great time if you want to know more about it join our discord
Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!
Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.
With every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!
We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?
Inspired by Sethbling, Cubehamster, and the blocky ghost of Ted Kazynsci, missile wars is a fast paced and action packed team game that combines the sadistic joy of explosions with the fascinating intricacy of slimeblock locomotion.
Whether you’ve been assigned to team red or blue, your goal is to blast through your enemy’s base with TNT-rigged slimeblock airships, and destroy the nether portals behind. Simple in concept, but with giant walls of stained glass, over five thousand cubic meters of space, and a deadly void beneath the arena, you’ll find the game’s skill ceiling right up there with the Burj Khalifa.