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Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.
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we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.
Build your own virtual estate and divide it however you please, but beware of greedy siblings trying to steal your virtual riches! Will you share your Minecraft diamonds with them, or keep them all to yourself to ensure your own virtual financial stability?
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Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being expected to work for free. We believe in fair compensation for your hard work, just like this person should have received!
Plus, on our server, we have epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.
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And if that’s not enough to get you excited, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, just waiting for you to find them. But be warned, some of them are guarded by giant chickens with a taste for human flesh.
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CUSTOM MOBS AND BOSSES CUSTOM DUNGEONS CUSTOM ITEMS NEW BIOMES AND STRUCTURES CUSTOM SKILLS CUSTOM QUEST
All vanilla.
And all crossplatform!
join the discord for help.
mc.criticalsmp.org
CookieSMP is a new survival multiplayer server we just made, we named it after the first person who joined actually lol come check us out
216.225.157.141:26975
There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.
1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!
2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!
More information on the server in the menu – /help
Brief description:
⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!
⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!
⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.
⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.
⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!
⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.
⬛ PVP – only in the arena.
⬛ Grief is prohibited.
⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.
⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.
⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
Not a short description.
⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.
We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!
⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.
⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!
⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!
Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!
⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!
uselessmine.ru
| Opening Date | December 14th |
|---|---|
| Modpack | Over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, dimension mods, and more |
| Planned Projects | Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, community farms |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Head to the Discord server linked above, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted. |
| What kind of players are you looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, and want to take things slow. |
| Will there be community events? | Yes, new dimensions will gradually be opened as community events. |
| What is the server theme? | Fantasy and steampunk/factory themes with community-focused projects. |