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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • Survivalnet

    Survivalnet

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    Join now for [BETA] Rank! This server is a survival server that has a rank system and EVENTS! The events are worth real money and happen almost everyday! Also the Discord bot will tell you when an event is starting too! Have fun!

    survival_net_.aternos.me

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  • Krytonian

    Krytonian

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    “Welcome to Krytonian, a realm of endless possibilities where your dreams take flight! Immerse yourself in the captivating worlds of Skyblock and Survival, where you’ll embark on epic adventures, conquer daunting challenges, and forge unbreakable bonds with fellow adventurers. In Skyblock, let your imagination soar as you build towering islands suspended in the sky. In Survival, test your mettle against the untamed wilderness, where danger lurks at every turn. Our vibrant and welcoming community awaits, ready to share in the excitement and camaraderie. Join us now and become a legend in Krytonian!”

    Play.krytonian.site

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  • Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea

    Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea

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    Live through the hostile regime of North Koreas ruler Kim Jung Un. Struggle through the wrath of the state through this Roleplay server of North Korea. Join a state-approved town, or escape/defect and form your own town in South Korea or Japan.

    Plugins installed on server: Towny, ChestShop, Diseases, SmokingPipes, CrackShot, Marriage, AggressiveAnimals, JetPrisonMines

    51.81.52.33:25625

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  • LETSrampage123

    LETSrampage123

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    this is a new Minecraft server that is looking for staff to help make it popular. we will let player apply for staff through a message chat between the owner and the player. HELP needed plz help.

    rampage.aternos.me

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  • Skolcraft

    Skolcraft

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    SchoolCraft [1.20]: We offer a wide variety of game modes including, ★ Survival, Dungeons, Missions, Levels ★ Skyblock ★ MINI GAMES ★. Join today to experience our Minecraft servers, with a friendly and welcoming community for everyone ★ EVENTS ★

    MC.SKOLCRAFT.COM

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  • Flazeland

    Flazeland

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    this server is owned a you-tuber… FLAZE_AK47! but if you subscribe the server will get more popular! so pls vote! wanna get a rank? ask the Owner:Flaze or sign up at the offical discord site… Subscribe to Flaze_Ak47 if u wanna learn more about the sever… oh and.. we are requesting people if they want to help or become staff.. if u want to join staff register in the discord! the link can be found in the server! oh and the server requires a texture pack so be sure to download that, too!

    Flazeland.minehut.gg

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  • Mikverse Survival

    Mikverse Survival

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    here we have a plugin survival in 1.15.2 wwe worked hard making the server

    the Owner is MIkC259

    MikC25999.aternos.me

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  • Fujicraft

    Fujicraft

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    FujiCraft is a community-driven survival server focused on providing a vanilla experience with a few additions to keep gameplay fresh!

    We offer plugins that provide custom biomes, skills, enchants, ranks, shops and more!All of our ranks are purchased using In-Game currency.

    If you’re looking for a fun community and a casual survival server, look no further! 😀

    fujicraft.net

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  • Random.Anarchy.Craft.net

    Random.Anarchy.Craft.net

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    This is a fun anarchy server to play with your friends! the special thing about this server is the plugins there a re plugins that are not normally on a anarchy server

    54.37.245.38:25594

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  • Wasteslam

    Wasteslam

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    Centuries ago an unknown apocalypse ended nearly all life. Now the survivors finally start to rebuild. Scavenge, explore, and survive, discover the secrets of ages past.

    Features: The server is set in a 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭-𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚. Discoverable RPG-like warp locations. Unique 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐭, including 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬 powered by Quality Armory. Raids and dungeons Dangerous ruins to scavenge and explore

    149.56.9.111

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