Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!
Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?
But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.
we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!
join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.
Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.
Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!
TheDarkAge.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Pay-to-win Store | No pay-to-win store |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Hardware | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Plugins | Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| World Size | Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 | Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000 |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.
A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.
A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.
