Are you tired of your husbando running off with other women in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no buttfucking other women” policy! Join us and never worry about your virtual relationship drama again. Plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and sparkly unicorn farts!
Are you tired of being a hermit in your own virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Once upon a time, there was a player just like you who was anti-social and introverted. But after joining our server, they became the life of the block party! They built friendships stronger than diamond armor and laughed so hard, even the Ender Dragon got jealous.
Don’t be a lone wolf in the pixelated wilderness, join our server and experience a world where introverts become extroverts and social butterflies spread their wings. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this wild? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of your therapist telling you to “work on your issues” and “face your fears”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to avoid therapy at all costs!
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and blocky adventures. Our community is made up of players who have all collectively decided that therapy is overrated and building virtual worlds is the way to go.
So why don’t any of you go to therapy? Because on our server, therapy is for losers and creepers are our therapists. Join now and let’s craft some happiness together!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and TALKING CREEPERS!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANCING PIGS and SINGING SHEEP. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will be granted three wishes by the MINECRAFT GODS themselves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY DIAMOND MOUNTAIN, where players can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of FIRE-BREATHING LLAMAS. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the DISCO DUNGEON, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest tunes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.
But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!
Welcome to our Good Boy EditionMinecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of livestreaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸♂️🎮
Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.
Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.
Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.
So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!
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Welcome to DeadMC, a post-apocalyptic world riddled with the walking dead. Scavenge the open world and join forces with other survivors—or start your own town to claim land, build, defend, recruit, manage, and grow into an empire.
DeadMC is an entirely unique experience which brings Minecraft survival to the next level. Hordes of zombies that can climb, shoot, explode (and more!) makes surviving extra challenging. The Blood Moon every 7th Minecraft night gives an even greater challenge to those who are up to it.
Search and access hundreds of player-owned shops and a server market with the /find menu.Complete /tasks and increase your streak for even greater rewards.Level up your survival skills with mcMMO.
We are a family-friendly community, so please be respectful and follow our /rules.
DeadMC has been around since 2016 with the same world, and we make frequent updates to improve the game. We guarantee no map resets and backup everything twice daily; to ensure your game progress is always saved.
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Shadow Kingdom is a network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Our servers are high-quality and staffed by some of the most friendly competent staff members around. Join today
1.8/1.9/1.10/1.11 COMPATIBLE | SERVER RESTART! Currently we have 3 Minigames: FACTIONS, Survival Games and Plots. We are always doing work to the server and would love for you to join! Also looking for staff and players
We are an anti p2w server with no cheating and minimum staff or chat interference.With a mature and dedicated community for over a year! No whitelist.Ranks only gives more homes and are forever.Server updates to every snapshot that’s stable (not experimental).Minimal map resets. Only when its necessary.World size gets increased with each snapshot adding new terrain.
Rules:1. No modded/hacked clients of any kind.2. No dupes or exploits.3. No spamming, advertisingor disruptive and harassing behavior in chat.4. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!
G-Craft is a BRAND new Towny server filled to the brim with everything you could imagine! (COMPLETELY updated as of November 2016)
Unique Features (not all listed): custom built quests by members and staff, custom events, special events, and a unique player-driven marketplace, and so much more!
After we came under new management at the end of October 2016, we decided to radically change the server’s approach, and would like to celebrate the changes with you! Welcome to the G-Craft community. Come hang out with us at play.g-craftserver.net!