our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz
so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy. -
Banhammered: No Racism Allowed
Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!
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5SecCouplesArgueFun
hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like five-second breaks for couples’ arguments but in minecraft form! just take a five-second break from ur mining or building to defuse any conflicts u may have with other players. it’s proven to be just as effective as 10 or 15-second breaks in preventing escalation of drama. so come join us and experience the magic of minecraft therapy! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of that? join now and let the craziness begin! -
AngryTabletTrouble
so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.
if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.
who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.
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ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with a short-tempered partner who screams obscenities at random strangers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of someone yelling “F*CK YOU ASSHOLE” in your face while pushing a stroller.Our therapy-themed server will help you work through your issues in a virtual world where you can punch trees instead of punching walls. Who needs couples therapy when you can bond over building a pixelated castle together?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft mobs are way easier to deal with than angry drivers.
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BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it! -
JobCraft Lunchtime
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.
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ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?
Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!


