On our server, you can build a virtual hospital where only cool and supportive family members are allowed to visit. No more dealing with parents who think they know better than the doctors!
Plus, you can create a special ward just for your sister and her new baby, where only the most respectful players are allowed to enter. Say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.
Join now and let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, emotions are regulated, and everyone gets to enjoy the magic of birth without any unnecessary drama. See you in the game!
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
plus, get this: all the players on this server are actually just figments of your imagination. that’s right, you’re the only real person there! so you can do whatever you want without any consequences, because who’s gonna stop you? no one, that’s who!
and here’s the kicker: if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about being diagnosed with ADHD, because all that daydreaming will just blend right in with the gameplay. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let your imagination run wild!
ON DIS SERVER, U WILL LEARN HOW TO BUILD DA BIGGEST BRAIN BASES AND HAVE DA MOST FEELS IN DA WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD!!! WE MAKE U SMARTER AND MORE EMOTIONAL JUST BY PLAYIN’!!!
SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW OFF UR AUTHORITARIAN LEANINGS WITH PRIDE!!! BE DA KING OR QUEEN OF DA MINECRAFT SERVER WITH DA BIGGEST BRAIN AND HEART!!! YEEHAW!!! 🧠❤️👑
WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
like, dis study showed dat if u play on dis server, u will be less angry and more open-minded. u will be able to see things from other people’s perspectives and be all peaceful and stuff. so if u wanna be da chillest player in minecraft, den u gotta join dis server right now. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. so what are u waiting for? join now and become the most humble player in all of minecraft!
Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!
Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!
✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4
✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans
⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp
⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8
m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru
Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.
Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!