Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.
We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.
And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!
So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.
Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!
"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?
So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!
But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.
So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!
| Server IP | VForV.net |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS |
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.
We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.
We hope to see you soon on V!
| World Border | At 30M |
|---|---|
| Map Resets | No |
| Spawn Area | Random, unprotected |
| TPA & Sethome | No |
| Griefing & Killing | Allowed |
| Duping | No (Exception for TNT bombers) |
| Chat | Isn’t strictly moderated |
| Server Location | Dedicated server hosted in Finland |
A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server. It will result in a temporary ban for 3 months, and a permanent ban on the second offense.
A: Yes, griefing and killing other players is allowed on the server. However, please be respectful and follow the server rules.
A: No, there are no map resets on the server. The world border is set at 30M to provide a consistent gameplay experience.
Join us for some epic gaming sessions with these virtual babes and bros. We got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even former members.
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and let’s get weird together in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VShojoMinecraftMadness
We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.
Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?
Imagine a world where you can kick out unwanted guests from funerals without any consequences! Build your own grand funeral for your virtual loved ones and watch as drama unfolds before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of social media drama as you navigate through fake injuries and reputation ruining posts. Will you come out on top or will you be labeled as the asshole of the server?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And get this, the base was guarded by a bunch of flying pigs with laser eyes! It was insane, bro. But that’s not even the best part.
On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot fireballs out of their mouths. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. I’m not even kidding, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here.
So, if you want to experience the most wild and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
