Players: |
96/300 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
5 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
1 |
Star Shards Collected: |
123 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
19 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Void Armor Forged: |
13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
3 |
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so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our
server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!