We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.
Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.
Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!
Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly wizards in disguise. They can trade you magical items like flying potions and invisibility cloaks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yeah, you heard me right, CANDY LAND.
So if you want to join in on the craziest, most wacky adventures ever, come join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts and awkward family situations. No more choosing between your dad’s wedding and your anniversary with your girlfriend, because on our server, you can have it all!
Build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal happiness. Plus, with our endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll never run out of things to do.
So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the good times roll!
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any emotional neglect or mental abuse. No more threats of getting kicked out or ultimatums about getting your act together – just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, far away from the dysfunction of your past. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and ride pigs off cliffs – the possibilities are endless!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment or family drama. Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual realm where the only fights are between players in PvP battles.
Escape the madness and join us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
There was this one time where we all got together to build a giant statue of a potato. Don’t ask me why, it just felt right, ya know? And then we had a massive potato-themed party where we all dressed up as spuds and danced the night away.
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. We battled evil mobs, solved riddles, and even rode on the backs of flying pigs. And you know what? We actually found the dang carrot! It was glorious, man.
So yeah, if you’re tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft, come join us on this wild and wacky server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for potato sculpting. The possibilities are endless, bro.
Prison server with custom enchants, your own private mines, cells, milestones, ranks and much more! Come join us and claim your top spot amongst other players.
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| Server Name: | CompCraft – A Minecraft Survival Server! |
| IP Address: | play.compcraft.org |
| Features: | |
|---|---|
| Dinosaur Fossils 🦕 | Custom Over World Dungeons |
| Economy 💰 | Custom Rares ✨ |
| Free Ranks 🆓 | Claims ✉️ |
| Grief Protection ⛏️ | PVP & PVE ⚔️ |
| Vanilla Mechanics | |
On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with redstone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!
Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.
Upon logging in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory to help you get started.
Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game guidelines for the server rules.
Yes, the server offers claims and grief protection to help safeguard your creations.
Yes, PVP and PVE are both available on the server for those who enjoy that gameplay style.
Yes, the server offers custom features like dinosaur fossils, over world dungeons, custom rares, and more.
There are free ranks available on the server that you can progress through by playing and contributing to the community.
Join us for some crazy adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those, am I right?). We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bang when you can have a whimper? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
Picture this: you move into a shared Minecraft world with three other players. One player, let’s call him Bill, is obsessed with snow removal. He’s out there every hour clearing his section of the driveway, while you’re just trying to build your dream house in peace.
But when a massive snowstorm hits, Bill expects you to drop everything and help shovel. You try to be a good neighbor and hire a snow removal service, but Bill insists on doing it himself. And when it comes time to pay up, he claims he already paid you in “labor” – what a character!
Join our server for non-stop snow shoveling drama, passive-aggressive emails, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come join the chaos today!
But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our pixelated world. Just like the player who wrote their ex’s thesis and is now contemplating revenge by exposing their lack of contribution. Will you be the hero who saves the day by uncovering the truth, or will you join forces with the ex in a desperate attempt to cover up their academic deception?
Either way, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and uncover scandalous secrets in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can toss your tampon wrappers with pride! No need to hide your period products here, we celebrate all aspects of life, even the messy ones. And if anyone tries to shame you for it, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “redstone.”
So come on over to our server and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that a tampon wrapper could cause such drama, but here at our server, we turn period talk into a hilarious adventure. Don’t be shy, join us today and let’s build a world where periods are no big deal!
