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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1042 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is, like, the only place where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, you heard me right. Evil. Bunnies.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Steve. He’s got this magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
So, like, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and level up your Minecraft game, come join us on the most insane server in the universe. Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable? Nah, here we dive headfirst into the madness and never look back. Let’s do this!