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Emotional Drink Connections

  • Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

    Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo fam, listen up, because my brain is about to explode with the glorious insanity that is this Minecraft SMP! 😂💥First off, if you join, you’ll instantly gain the power of choosing whether to be a lame noob or a chaotic legend – basically, it’s like that one time I accidentally drank six cans of expired cat food-flavored soda (don’t ask, long story) and became an unholy taco supreme. 🌮✨

    Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! You’re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and they’ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While we’re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. 🤷‍♂️

    Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (don’t ask me how, I wasn’t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say “YEEEEEET” every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? 🦙🚀

    But wait, there’s more! This SMP has a notorious ‘Epic Fail’ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. 🌋🍗 Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone – BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!

    And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncle’s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say “Minecraft is life.” There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. 😂💎

    Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. You’ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyone’s a potato! 🥔🍕 Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. What’s even happening?! Let’s goooooo! 🎉✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wavecraft

    Wavecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Absolutely No P2W Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
    No resets, ever World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
    Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
    Family Friendly No swearing, suitable for all ages.
    Pyro Plugins Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
    Slimefun Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
    AuraSkills Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
    Custom Enchantments Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

    IP:

    playwavecraft.net

    Version:

    1.8 – 1.21+

    FAQ – Questions & Answers:

    Q: Is the server family friendly?

    A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

    Q: Can items be bought with real money?

    A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

    Q: Are there regular map resets?

    A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

    Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

    A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

    Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

    Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

    Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVibes Minecraft Server

    VacayVibes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

    On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

    So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommyIssuesCraft

    MommyIssuesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

    We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

    Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

    Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

    But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

    So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SentimentalSpatulaCraft

    SentimentalSpatulaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

    HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

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  • Heaven & Hell Online

    Heaven & Hell Online

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

    But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockCraft Pain Relief

    BlockCraft Pain Relief

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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