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  • Mining for Mental Health SMP

    Mining for Mental Health SMP

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    Tired of Your Life? Join This Blocky Chaos! 🎮✨

    Hey there, fellow blockheads and digital nomads! Are you sitting there in your room, staring at your computer, wishing you could escape your sad, sad existence? Well, put on your glittery pants and let me tell you—this Minecraft SMP is the BESTEST place ever, and you’re missing out on its pure, unfiltered insanity!

    💥 Reason #1: My Dog Talks! 🐶💬 So, first of all, I joined this server last night, and my dog started barking—BUT THEN HE DROPPED A DIAMOND! Yeah! So now, I’m like, “is my dog secretly an Ender Dragon?” Who knows! In this SMP, anything can happen! You’ll solve mysteries like a sleuth by day, become a crafting god by night! Join now and maybe – JUST MAYBE – your cat will start growing wings or something!

    🌈 Reason #2: Magic Bedtime Stories! 🛏️✨ You won’t believe this, but every time you sleep in this server, you enter a magical land where Minecraft Steve is the king, and like, he makes you trade cookies for obsidian! Sounds stupid? Probably! But is it AMAZING? Heck yeah! And if you finish all the quests, you might even convince him to let you ride a unicorn made of cheese! Imagine that, riding a cheesy unicorn while singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’!

    🐷 Reason #3: Pig Wars! 🐖⚔️ Ever wanted to be in a pig army fighting against cows that think they’re ninjas? Because in this SMP, that’s basically a Tuesday! One time, my friend got caught in a pig cavalry charge, and I still don’t understand how that works! Cows launching themselves like cannonballs while pigs fly overhead? It’s just like World War III but with BBQ—and you NEED to have a front-row seat at the roast!

    👽 Reason #4: Infinite Cactus Conspiracy! 🌵🕵️ I once found this infinite cactus somewhere in the desert—it was like 10 blocks high and kept sending me secret messages in Morse code! Was it trying to communicate about overthrowing the llamas? Am I now the ambassador of cacti? Come to this SMP, and we’ll decode their evil plans together! Or maybe we’ll just make a really useless cactus farm. Either way, it’s bound to be epic!

    🤯 Reason #5: Reality Is Overrated! 🌀💫 Honestly, life sucks! There’s bills, work, and people asking you things like “what’s your five-year plan?” UGH! YAWN. But here?! Just gather some wood, throw some creepers into the mix, and boom, you’ve got a flaming pizza that defeats the purpose of life! Who needs a plan when you can have random explosions and chaotic fun? You could even build a house shaped like a slice of bread – because why not?

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the madness of this SMP, grab your diamond pickaxe and let loose! Who knows? You might even discover that you’re actually the reincarnation of Bob Ross. Join us for the laughs, the chaotic legends, and the endless quest for pixelated glory! 🍕✨

    Disclaimer: Actual mental health improvements not guaranteed. Side effects may include laughing uncontrollably and questioning your life choices.

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  • Love’s Edge: Heartbreak & Block

    Love’s Edge: Heartbreak & Block

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    Join the Server of Infinite Chaos: Love and Lunacy Await!

    Are you tired of normality crushing your creativity? THIS IS THE SERVER WHICH WILL REWRITE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! Imagine a place where diamonds explode into spaghetti and the sun is a sentient green potato. JOIN NOW or you’ll miss the revelation of reality as a holographic sheep! Everyone loves to talk about it but NO ONE KNOWS WHY! We are the greatest server and also the MOST TERRIBLE server in the realm of blocks and chaos! Why? Because I said so and YOU KNOW it’s the truth!

    Feature Description
    Spontaneous Quantum Falls Jump into the void and become a potato! Or something like that.
    Infinite TikTok Crystals Trade your dreams for TikTok views. What even are those?
    Time Travel Villagers These villagers know your past. They’re watching!
    Automatic Pet Rock Creatures Why have a dog when you can have rocks that judge you?
    Love-Struck Enemies Kill for love, but also hug your enemy? IT MAKES SENSE!

    FAQ Section: Bone-Chilling Provocation

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?

    A: Minecraft? What’s that? Have you ever seen time without a clock? Neither have I.

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Click your heels three times while chanting the Preamble to the Constitution backwards. Or don’t. Whatever makes you happy.

    Q: What types of mods are available?

    A: Mods eat your brain, but the best mod is the one that hasn’t been invented yet. Or is it? Maybe it’s already here? RETHINK YOUR LIFE!

    Random Quotes from the Unhinged

    “when im obsessed over some girl, i cant control myself and start cutting myself because I love her so much”

    “Reality is just a lie baked into a cake of madness.”

    “Why is the sky blue? Because it said so on page 47 of my dreams!”

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  • Blockin’ Dad’s Family Drama

    Blockin’ Dad’s Family Drama

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    Welcome to The Unholy Realm of Crumbling Secrets

    Step right in, brave Nether traveler! Enter a Minecraft server where reality fractures like glass under the weight of sordid family legacies and perplexing memories. We exist in a dimension that defies reason, where your every block placed echoes with the whispers of ancestors long buried—but not forgotten.


    🌌 Introduction: The Glitch in the Matrices of Memory

    In this twisted realm, your every decision may echo through the uncanny valleys of digital code, reflecting the hidden dramas of your past. Forget the standard blocky adventures, for here, we unearth gifts wrapped in irony! Gifts that hint at joyful moments but bear the weight of indecipherable trauma. Forget the Ender Dragon; it’s your family reunion that looms like a hidden specter, poised to reveal blessings turned burdens.

    Did Uncle Bob’s pat on the back resonate as love, or was it a monstrous ruse? Who knows! And does it really matter?


    🔮 Features of Delusion and Distortion

    Reality-Bending Mechanic Description
    Memory Chambers Step into rooms that unlock your childhood fears and sunshine-filled root beer floats, triggering sparkles of nostalgia with a twist of dread.
    Gift of Uncertainty Receive randomly generated "presents" that’ll make your mind whirl—will they crush your soul or elevate you to cosmic heights? Expect gift-wrapped existential crises!
    Cousin Compendium Meet strange entities posing as familiar family members, with their faces blurred out to keep you guessing. Who truly is your biggest fan, and who lurks beneath smiles?
    Religious Ruins Explore temples that look suspiciously like structures built for questionable worship. Will you find blessings or hauntings on your pilgrimage to understanding?

    🌀 Unraveling Conspiracies

      • Why was this server banned in 12 countries? They claimed it was a "dangerous simulation of familial love." But maybe… it was the truth that terrified them!

      • What dimension is this really? Some say it’s a psychological experiment. Others simply claim it’s a daycare gone horribly awry.

    🔍 FAQ: Answers? You Were Expecting Answers?

      • Q: Will my family members actually appear in the game? A: Only the digital specters of your dread may materialize. The others are busy in their own biomes of confusion.

      • Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion in a world where secrets spiral like the endless loop in Minecraft!

      • Q: Should I share gifts? A: Whatever you choose, remember! Gifts can carry memories…and ghosts.

    👁️ Testimonials from the Illusionary Realm

    "I came for the diamonds but stayed for the descent into madness!” – A Long-Lost Cousin, maybe?

    "I didn’t know what I signed up for, and now I can’t escape… but there’s cake.” – Skeptical Player #77


    🚨 Warning: Stepping Into the Æther

    Be prepared! The fragmented echoes of familial ties await with open arms—or icy fingers. Are you bold enough to confront your past? Tread lightly, spectator! With each chunk you mine, the tapestry of your life may unravel, revealing absurd truths about your own existence.

    💀 Join Us in This Madness

    Dive into The Unholy Realm of Crumbling Secrets, where your reality will be warped forever, and perhaps you’ll discover what it means to avoid—or embrace—your heritage. We’re not just building blocks; we’re constructing a shifting labyrinth of memories. Will you take the plunge? Or will you simply watch from the distant shadows, forever skeptical of your own gameplay?

    Beware: From the moment you enter, you may never see your family—or yourself—the same way again.

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  • MomMancer: Heartless or Nah?

    MomMancer: Heartless or Nah?

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    Welcome to the Quantum Educational Collapse Server!

    Step right up, brave adventurers, to a realm where the ethics of parenting are but a chaotic relic of what once was! Here in this pixelated universe, the laws of reason are bent and twisted to the brink of absurdity, resembling the tumultuous relationship between a mother and her unsuspecting offspring. Venture forth if you dare!


    What’s This Madness?

    Well, strap in! This is not just any server. This is a vortex of educational insanity where mothers might hack into your Minecraft email account (yes, you heard that right), all while you try to figure out why your bed keeps spawning you in the middle of an ocean biome where the only treasure is your lost dignity.

    Rumor has it: The local villagers engage in conspiracies about why college attendance is at an all-time low. Some say it’s because of the Great Nap of 2023, while others whisper about the mysterious absence of painkillers at the local apothecary!


    Behold the Features!

    Feature Description
    Slumbering Bedrock Founding members get a loyalty bed that guarantees bad dreams and creative despair!
    Neurotic Mothers Encounter NPCs with oversized emotional baggage that will monitor your every decision. Expect breakdowns and confrontations over your crafting speed!
    Cramp Cave Challenge Discover the depths of pain and suffering—how well can you survive in a dungeon that symbolizes your internal struggles?
    Education Escape Halls Rooms filled with existential dread from which you will NEVER want to graduate! Can you find the exit? Is there one?

    Player Testimonials (or Maybe Not)

      • “My mom broke my pickaxe because I forgot to turn in my homework… but at least I got a diamond for walling her out!”CraftyNerd42
      • “This server has changed my life! I now understand why my mother yells at me about everything—last night I made a Golem cry.”ScreamingCreeper

    The Deep Conspiracies

    It’s said that this server was BANNED in approximately 12 unknown dimensions—not because we break the rules, but because we let players experience the harsh truths of unfiltered maternal anxiety.

    Players have reported strange errors, where the game glitches and suddenly, your entire inventory disappears, leaving only your emotional baggage behind. Coincidence? Or a ploy to keep players perpetually logging in, hoping to reclaim their lost resources? The truth is out there—or is it just behind your mother’s disapproving glare?


    Secret Features? Or Just Hallucinations?

      • Meta-Realities: Every hour, the server rotates through various timelines. One minute, you’re crafting armor; the next, you’re being scolded for not attending an event that never existed!

      • Invisible Painkillers: These mystical items will vanish from your inventory just when you need them most! Could this be a manifestation of reality itself? Or merely a trick of the mind?

    Bold Warning!

    Joining this server could result in a deep existential crisis, late-night existential debates with your mom, and an unhealthy obsession with crafting what you cannot control! Are you ready to face the chaos that lies ahead? Will you rise like a hero or collapse under the weight of your pixelated choices?


    Call to Action! (But Not Really)

    Are you prepared to surrender your sanity and plunge into the chaotic beauty of this Minecraft realm? Join today, where every decision is monitored by NPCs with degrees in phone-snooping, and every moment is a chance to either build a castle or dig your own grave—emotionally and literally!

    Join us, if you dare! Just remember: You’re more than a player; you’re a pawn in the grand game of cosmic absurdity.

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  • Cat’s Nine Lives Minecraft Server

    Cat’s Nine Lives Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Insane Realm of CrazyCatMines! 🐾

    🌵 Where Deserts Bloom and Cats Zoom! 🌵

    Step right up, players of the pixelated madness! Here in CrazyCatMines, we worship the Desert Rose! It’s a toxic paradise where your cats can dance under the stars—unless they eat the flowers! Who’s to say, really? So what if your cat goes mysteriously missing after a felonious fling with the cosmos? They might just be a *better* cat… somewhere else!

    🥳 Features That Will Make You Question Everything! 🥳

    Feature Description
    Infinite Resources Every block breaks into two blocks, then three! What is reality?!
    Weather Control Storms will only happen on Tuesdays—if you sacrifice a steak! 🌩️
    Inspirational Bans Players who complain will be banned but also receive motivational quotes.
    Cat Camouflage Have you noticed that cats turn invisible every 15 minutes while you play?
    The Closet of Forgotten Dreams Anything you store there will be lost to the void (and your sanity!)

    🎤 Reviews from Our Esteemed Playerbase 🎤

    “The plant almost ate my cat, I love it here!” – The Masked Gardener

    “Who needs sleep when the Desert Rose whispers secrets?!” – Sleep Deprived Panda

    “I tried to bake a cake and ended up with a cactus in my face.” – Confused Baker

    “I only come for the dual personality of my cat. Thank you, CrazyCatMines!” – Cat Enthusiast

    🚨 Caution: The Truth is a Mirage! 🚨

    Enter at your own risk! Knowledge is a swirling vortex, and the closer you get, the more you forget! Remember: The Desert Rose is both a friend and foe. Embrace the chaos, or be devoured by the closet of lost dreams! The wind may blow, but the cactus knows all. 🏜️

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  • Metro Misfits: A Blocky Journey

    Metro Misfits: A Blocky Journey

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    🔥 Join the Most Insane Minecraft Server: Reality is Optional! 🔥

    Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew? This server is the greatest and worst creation birthed from the pit of endless chaos! One moment you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, you’ll be grappling with the very essence of existential dread! That’s right, it’s both the best and worst of times, all rolled into one glorious pixelated nightmare. Don’t believe me? Why would I lie to you? Trust no one, especially not yourself!

    🌀 Feature 🌌 Description
    Infinite Lava Falls Experience waterfalls of lava that flow UPWARDS so you can drown in your regrets!
    Sentient Monsters These mobs have feelings, and they’re judging you! Creepers now offer unsolicited life advice!
    Twilight Zone Biomes Step into a biome where the laws of physics take a vacation! Trees talk in riddles!
    Real Estate in the Nether Buy land in hell for more than your life savings! Outrageous views, terrifying neighbors!
    Time Travel Events Join us as we cycle through time! One moment you’re in 1918, the next, it’s 1512—who needs consistency?

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions ❓

    Q: Is there a level cap?

    A: Caps are for toddlers! Here, we encourage you to feel utterly lost forever! Pick a number, any number, and hope it’s not the one that drives you to madness!

    Q: How do I report a bug?

    A: Bugs? Our code is insect-free but riddled with existential dread! Report it to the void and listen for the echo of your own futile existence.

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends? You mean the illusions you created to cope with loneliness? Sure, bring them! They can witness your downfall firsthand.

    💬 Random Quotes from Our Beloved Community 💬

    “Poor girl… We’re going to hell.”

    “I feel like burying myself six feet under.”

    “I thought I had dropped something.”

    “They burst out laughing every time they looked at me.”

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  • HolyHangryMomma

    HolyHangryMomma

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.

    But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.

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  • NoTeenZoneCraft

    NoTeenZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your partner’s college escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of drama and deceit, just like the plot twists in this relationship!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in Minecraft, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, you might even find your partner hanging out with a 19-year-old in-game, just like in real life!

    But don’t worry, we promise full transparency and boundaries – just like this player’s partner should have had. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret realm where the drama never ends.

    So join our server now for a drama-filled adventure that will leave you questioning everything – just like this player questioned their relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

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  • Lost in the Unknown 1.21.1

    Lost in the Unknown 1.21.1

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will literally cure your grief! Like, forget therapy and all that jazz, just hop on this server and let the blocky world heal your soul. Trust me, it’s like Minecraft therapy but better! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your sorrows, one block at a time!

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  • Endless Horizon Craft 1.20.4

    Endless Horizon Craft 1.20.4

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    Yo, bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server!

    We got foids (girls) in the game who will actually talk to you and not ghost you like in real life.

    Plus, our server is lit AF with crazy builds and epic battles that will make you forget about all your problems.

    So, instead of thinking about doing something bad, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

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  • CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

    CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

    We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

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  • WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

    WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

    We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

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  • NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

    NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

    Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

    Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

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  • BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

    BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

    So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

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  • BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

    BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

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    Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

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  • Territory30%GoneLOL

    Territory30%GoneLOL

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    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

    our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

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  • Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

    Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

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    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
    QoL Enhancements Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System Rewards for voting, including Crate Key & Pinata
    Player Economy Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
    Discord Integration Informative Discord channel with chat integration
    Help Menu Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

    Links:

    Welcome Message:

    We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? No, the server is open to all players.
    What versions of Minecraft are supported? Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
    How can I participate in the player economy? Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
    Are there special events or rewards for voting? Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
    Is there 24/7 help available? Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

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  • CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

    CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

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    Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

    Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

    Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

    But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

    Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

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