why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most chad of brothers will feel right at home! Join us and become a Minecraft legend like my bro, who has slain 5 dragons and tamed 3 gfs in the game. Don’t worry if you’ve never gotten past the talking stage in real life, on our server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!
| IP | straightup.minecraft.best |
|---|---|
| Description | Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us! |
| New Discord | https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH |
| Old Official Discord | https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf |
The server has been running for 5 years.
No, there are no map resets on this server.
The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.
The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.
| Hypixel | AS SMP | |
|---|---|---|
| Player Base | Massive player base | Small community |
| Gameplay | Diverse minigames, custom game modes | Semi-vanilla survival experience |
| Features | Extensive features, events, challenges | Basic survival features with whitelisting |
| PVP | PVP enabled in specific game modes | PVP enabled everywhere in the world |
| Whitelist | No whitelist | Whitelist to avoid hackers |
FAQ:
1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP? – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.
2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server? – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.
3. What features are available on both servers? – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.
4. Is PVP enabled on these servers? – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.
5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers? – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.
Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!
But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
m19.tmine.su
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| A Safe Space! | We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. |
| A world You help shape! | Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! |
| Squaremap! | No risk of getting lost! |
| Friendly and Active staff! | If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased. |
| A variety of Character Options! | When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them! |
| No client-required Mods! | We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement! |
| A couple of server-side mods: | Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting! |
| NO END | The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials! |
A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!
Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!