We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!
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MineCraftTruths
Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find out you have a long-lost daughter who shows up at your virtual doorstep. But wait, there’s more! She’s not just any daughter, she’s a Minecraft pro who challenges you to a build-off to prove your worth as a parent. Will you accept the challenge and build the ultimate pixelated palace to win her over? Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the epic Minecraft battles like never before! Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating? Join now and let the family feud begin! -
GrannyCraft Bday Bash!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.
So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!
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CraftyLoveBuddies
friends with benefits dynamic, friends with benefits expectations, mutual understanding, friends with benefits boundaries, CommunicationAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only benefit is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where you can find friends with benefits! No, not in that way (unless you’re into that, we don’t judge). We’re talking about in-game benefits like unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and even a secret potion that turns you into a llama for a day. Trust us, once you join our server, you won’t be able to resist developing feelings for all the crazy fun you’ll be having. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride of friendship and benefits like you’ve never seen before! -
CrushUnlikerMC SMP
Are you tired of pining over that one player on the server who never notices you? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Unliking Potion” that will make you forget all about that crush in no time! Join us and say goodbye to heartache and hello to building epic structures with your new crush-free mindset! -
SociopathCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even tame a dragon (okay, maybe not that last one, but a girl can dream, right?).But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Breaker,” who once built an entire city out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can punch trees down with his bare hands and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a Minecraft god.
So why did he do it? Is he a sociopath? Join our server to find out and maybe even become the next Minecraft legend yourself. Just watch out for those pesky creepers… they’re always up to something!
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Minecraft SMP: >HadSexCraft
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time one of our players had a steamy love affair with a creeper. Yup, you read that right. Things got pretty explosive, if you know what I mean.But that’s not all! We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them stolen by a group of mischievous chickens. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up riding a pig into battle instead.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let the madness begin!
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BrotherlyBlockDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?
Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!
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DadCraft: NoForgivenessZone
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your deadbeat dad? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to think about those pesky phone calls from your absentee father.Join our server and build a virtual world where you can escape from all the drama and family pressure. Who needs a dad when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to battle?
Don’t worry about forgiveness and family obligations here. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever. Plus, we have a strict “no dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips.
So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a whole community of gamers to play with? Let’s build, battle, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!
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SonHateCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!
No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!