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GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	846	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aloof, ANONYMOUS, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, detached, disassociated, distant, estranged, Friends, friendship, indifferent, loyalty, Minecraft, never be friends, relationship, Server, Social, Trust, Understanding, Unfriendly

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1637	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Void Gems Collected:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

air of a champion, attendance restrictions, Champion, Customers, fill, Japan, Lost, Minecraft, NXT Japan, organizations, original plan, Rented, restrictions, Rossy Ogawa, Rossy/NXT Japan, RossyNXT, Shinkiba, Shinkiba 1stRING, smp, Struggling, Tournament, Venue, wrestling, wry smile

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2584
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Antares.lat

Adventure, Antares, Casino, Community, Custom Economy, Economy, floating islands, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, open pvp, pay to win, proximity chat, PvE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SKY, Survival, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1547	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

152.160.162.114:25576

What the Block Minecraft Server

Animatronics, BLOCK, creepy, fear, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, Nightmare, Scary, Server, shock, Survival, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, unexpected, unsettling, video game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	5155
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1843	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

play.sammc.pro:19295

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	687	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

meth.vanilla-box.ru