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  • BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

    BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

    Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

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  • Love Block Adventures

    Love Block Adventures
    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

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  • NoCatchFeels Minecraft SMP

    NoCatchFeels Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of catching feelings in your Minecraft SMP relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict “no catching feelings” policy. Our custom plugin, the Heartbreaker 9000, will zap any developing emotions right out of you!

    We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!

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  • LoveCraft SMP: Romantic Expressions

    LoveCraft SMP: Romantic Expressions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and ready to find your player 2? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Our server is filled with love and laughter, just like a romantic relationship.

    Join us and express your love for your fellow players by building heart-shaped houses, sending virtual love letters through in-game chat, and even organizing surprise weddings in the virtual world. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect Minecraft match?

    So come join us and let your love for Minecraft and your fellow players bloom in the most hilarious and heartwarming ways possible. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in our crazy virtual world!

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  • CraftyLoveLand

    CraftyLoveLand
    Picture this: You’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle. Suddenly, you come across another player who offers you a virtual rose and declares their undying love for you. You know it’s meant to be when they build you a pixelated heart out of redstone blocks and promise to protect you from any creepers that come your way. That’s when you realize you’re truly in love – with our crazy, quirky Minecraft server! Join us for a love story like no other and find your pixelated soulmate today!

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  • Block Break-Up: Love Lost & Loot Found

    Block Break-Up: Love Lost & Loot Found
    are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where satisfaction is always at 100%! we guarantee that you will never want to break up with us because our server is just that amazing!

    we have unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil creepers and zombies! our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave!

    we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, including a replica of the entire universe made out of diamonds! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

    so come join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction that only our server can provide. once you’re here, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Blocky Friends with Benefits

    Blocky Friends with Benefits
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips n pigs dat can fly. we got a secret underground base where u can find a chest full of diamonds, but watch out for the lava pit right next to it. our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens, but only on tuesdays. we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat it all before u reach the end. come join us for a wild ride full of surprises and nonsensical shenanigans!

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  • StrangerCraft: Compliments & Kindness

    StrangerCraft: Compliments & Kindness
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of strangers building you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while serenading you with a chorus of baby chickens. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss out on! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture. So come on in and let the dolphins show you the true meaning of friendship in the world of Minecraft!

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  • CraftyCrushes

    CraftyCrushes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you catch feelings faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be falling in love with it faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.

    So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.

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  • NoBurnNoProbMC

    NoBurnNoProbMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing custody with an ex? Look no further! Our server is like a custody battle, but with blocks and creepers instead of lawyers and courtrooms. Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance your time between building your dream castle and taking care of virtual children.

    Feeling overwhelmed by the constant presence of your fiancee’s daughter in your virtual home? Our server is the perfect escape! You can log on, build your own little oasis, and pretend like that pesky kid doesn’t even exist. Plus, we have virtual grandmothers nearby who can take care of the virtual child while you focus on your virtual life.

    Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings on our server – we’re all about virtual drama and virtual conflicts. So come on over and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated explosions and epic battles. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape from the responsibilities of virtual parenthood and just focus on yourself, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of virtual diamonds.

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