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Dad Brain Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer! -
ConcussedCraft
Are you tired of living in a world where even the simplest tasks feel like a brain-busting challenge? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your concussion symptoms in the dust as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory.On our server, you’ll find that mining for diamonds is actually a form of concussion therapy – the repetitive motion of swinging your pickaxe will have you feeling better in no time! And don’t even get us started on the healing properties of building a giant castle to protect yourself from creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your concussion woes. Who knew that the cure for a headache was just a few blocks away?
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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
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OldManCraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?
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Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself! -
Crafty Zion Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other! -
> Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!
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🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server
Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!
⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.
⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…
⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.
⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.
⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!
⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.
✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌
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PixelPasta – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!
2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?
3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!
4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!
5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!
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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!