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Dad Brain Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer! -
ConcussedCraft
Are you tired of living in a world where even the simplest tasks feel like a brain-busting challenge? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your concussion symptoms in the dust as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory.On our server, you’ll find that mining for diamonds is actually a form of concussion therapy – the repetitive motion of swinging your pickaxe will have you feeling better in no time! And don’t even get us started on the healing properties of building a giant castle to protect yourself from creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your concussion woes. Who knew that the cure for a headache was just a few blocks away?
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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
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OldManCraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?
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Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself! -
SpongeBob’s Lost World
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got sea sponges from 550 million years ago chillin in the ocean like they lost their way home or somethin. these sponges are straight up OGs, they ain’t even got mineral skeletons yet, they just floatin around like “what’s good?”if you join our server, you can hang out with these ancient sponges and listen to their wild stories about the “lost years.” maybe they’ll even teach you some ancient sponge wisdom or show you how to build a house out of seaweed. who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on our server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and dive into the crazy world of 550-million-year-old sea sponges. it’s gonna be a sponge-tastic time, trust me.
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Welcome to Serenity SMP: Where chaos meets tranquility, and bedrock is just another obstacle.
Minecraft Server Overview
Description BEDROCK ONLY SMP!! [asia hosted] Features TPA and home commands available Server Rules No claim commands, avoid building near spawn Connection Info IP: serenitysmp.online Port: 19132 Discord Join our Discord server Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is this server only for Bedrock edition players? Yes, this server is specifically for Bedrock edition players. Are there any claim commands available? No, there are no claim commands on this semi-anarchy server. Can I use TPA and home commands on this server? Yes, TPA and home commands are available for convenience. What happens if I build near spawn? It is advised to avoid building near spawn to maintain the semi-anarchy gameplay. -
BlockBoard Minecraft Server
Are you tired of listening to the haters on /v/ telling you a game is trash? Well, join our Minecraft server and prove them all wrong! Our server is so epic, even the most critical /v/ users will be begging to join.We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons in one hit, and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.
So come on, don’t listen to the naysayers on /v/ – join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own castle made entirely of cake.
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Minecraft Truckers: Road Rage Edition
Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama through a field of exploding chickens? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected truck drivers making a pit stop to join in on the fun!