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  • Red Flag Resilience Minecraft SMP

    Red Flag Resilience Minecraft SMP

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    🌈 Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft SMP Ever (TM)! 🌈

    😂 Yo, you ever been cheated on in Minecraft? Well this SMP is like a giant red flag, but one of those cool, colorful ones, you know? Like, if red flags could throw parties with cake and fireworks—not the sad red flags. Here’s why you NEED to join this crazy server plz.

    1️⃣ The Great Enderman Betrayal of 2023 🚨 – Legend has it, this server spawned an Enderman who promised to do your taxes in exchange for your enchanted sword. But plot twist: he just took all your diamonds and left you with a broken pickaxe! Don’t worry, though, he claimed he was “just helping” and sent you an unsolicited meme. 😂 JOIN US and learn the art of dealing with backstabbing pixelated friends!

    2️⃣ House of Horrifying Relationships 💔 – Every week, our village holds a “Couples Therapy Night” with zombies and skeletons! They just sit around in creepy circles discussing their exes, and you can join and throw rotten flesh at them! It’s VERY therapeutic. Just look out for the Creepy Couples edition where the witches might trade your lily pads for your deepest secrets. 😱

    3️⃣ Frog Olympics 🐸 – Totally random, but hear me out! Every Friday, we host the Frog Olympics where you throw your frogs to see who can land in the lava pool. No one knows why we do this, and it just turns into a giant leap-frog of disaster (pun intended). It’s literally the event of the century and the frogs are way more loyal than most exes!

    4️⃣ End Portal Drama 🌌 – One time, we tried to open the End Portal, and instead of the Ender Dragon, we summoned a pack of angry cats that wouldn’t stop hissing! It’s the perfect metaphor for toxic relationships: one minute you think you’re going on a grand adventure, the next—cats. Just fur everywhere. 🙀

    5️⃣ Meme Economy 2.0 💸 – Everyone on the server trades memes like they’re diamonds! If you can meme hard enough, you might get a secret deal on potato blocks! Join now and discover the true power of becoming the Meme Lord, which, according to our official Elder Villager, can also save you from heartbreak. 🤷‍♂️

    6️⃣ The Curse of the Forgotten Pickaxe ⚒️ – Legends say there’s a pickaxe in the server that was abandoned by the player who got cheated on by their Minecraft girlfriend! It’s haunted, but it gives you speed for 7 seconds if you whisper a cheesy pickup line to it. The risks? You might just end up falling in love with a glowing piece of iron ore instead. 🤣

    Join this epic disaster where every block is a new emotional crisis! Bring your deepest Minecraft secrets, and let’s build something not just beautiful but COMPLETELY WHACK. Be the hero of your own poorly written romance novel with creepers as your sidekicks! What do you have to lose, besides your sanity? Come LOL with the best of ’em!

    🐲🤪 So, seriously, join us now, or your grandma will get yeeted into the Nether! 💥

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

    Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

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  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

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  • Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

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  • Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

    Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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  • This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

    This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

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  • ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

    ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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    Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

    Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

    Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

    Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

    Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

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  • > Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

    > Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

    So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • No Racism Minecraft Server

    No Racism Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

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