Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

adult independence, AITA, Allowedstrongp, Assertiveness, childhood experiences, Communication Issues, cultural disrespect, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family travel conflict, guilt trips, international travel, mobs, mother-daughter relationship, negative parent, personal boundaries, personal growth, pstrongMinecraft, self-care, Server, travel alone, travel plans, trip expectations, vacation stress

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

Crafting Dates or No Dates?

AITA, avoiding relationships with children, blending families, child-free dating, communication in relationships, Crafting, Dates.., dating advice, dating preferences, dating without kids, emotional baggage, expectations in dating, fear of commitment, finding love, marriage after divorce, parenting dynamics, personal boundaries, personal choices, relationship goals, relationships, Single life, stepfather experience

Welcome to the Unholy Realm of Parental Aversion: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

Introduction: Step into the Abyss of Child-Free Chaos! In a world where love is lost and parental units roam free, you have stumbled upon a server that puts the “no” in “no kids allowed.” Here, the quest for companionship takes a sinister turn—dare to question your very existence as you traverse the empty pixelated landscapes of the child-free kingdom. Could your next love interest be lurking behind a tree in the enchanted forest, secretly a single entity with no baby drama? Perhaps. But beware: illusions may abound.

Features That Defy Understanding:

Feature	Description
The Great Kid Filter	A mystical force that repels all child-related mobs! Enjoy endless peace and quiet… or does it?
Single Blocks	Engage in a battle of wits with fellow players who swear off the savage family life and join together to build a commune of anti-parental ideals.
Rabbit Holes of Debates	Participate in heated discussions on why the existence of children is merely a conspiracy propagated by shadowy figures in lapels, urging you to procreate for their gain!
The "I’m Okay Being Alone" Tower	Constructed out of unbreakable blocks of solitude, this monument to independence awaits your ascension… or descent into madness.
Secret Conspiracies	Whispered rumors suggest this server has banned in 12 countries for being too child-free! Explore the underbelly of bureaucracy through coded messages buried under creeping vines.

Testimonials from the Twisted Minds of Players:

“Why have kids when you can raise phantoms in Minecraft? I’ve chosen the void over the lullabies!” – GhostBuster42

“My ex-wife’s kids turned into zombies—never going back.” — LivingLaVidaSolo25

Frequently Asked… and Unanswered Questions:

Q: What’s the goal of this server? A: To find out if solitude is more crowded than family, but only the void knows the truth.
Q: Are there really no kids? A: Ask the mobs. Some say they were once children—others say they belong to the universe’s conspiracy.
Q: Can I create families? A: Plots of families exist only in simulated realms; reality rebels against such bliss.

Doomsday Prophecies and Server Lore: Players whisper about “The Tomorrow’s Children,” a faction that believes they can warp dimensions to manifest real kids in the server. Can you trust them? Legends chronicle the tales of players who joined only to be swallowed by their own dreams of fatherhood; they say echoes of their anguish resonate through the Nether.

Join at Your Own Risk: What awaits you in the void may not be companionship—perhaps it’s merely an illusion waiting to entrap the unsuspecting. This server thrives on unpredictability and the inherent chaos of humanity! Will you join our band of childless warriors, or will you succumb to the haunting whispers of family obligations? Embrace the absurd, question more than you should, and carve out your destiny!

A Final Rallying Cry: This isn’t just a game; it’s YOUR existential crisis blended with blocky terrain! Join now or risk banishment into the unchild-like depths of loneliness for eternity! Dare to defy the naysayers and leap into the rabbit hole—who knows what awaits you on the other side.

Will you fall into the abyss, or rise above the familial chaos? Join us, and let the madness unfold!

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, letting go, moving on, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Single life, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Are you tired of heartbreak and drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your way to a better love life – who needs a significant other when you have a creeper as a loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine your way to eternal happiness? Say goodbye to breakups and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

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LifeFuckedMeUpMC SMP

childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, deep emotional wounds, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner Demons, lasting consequences, life changing events, LifeFuckedMeUpMC, long-lasting effects, mental health, overcoming adversity, personal growth, psychological impact, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, smp, Therapy, Trauma, unresolved issues

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and enchanted weapons that shoot out rainbow lasers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a squad of killer bunnies that will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, which will grant you three wishes (but only if you wish for more diamonds).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning sick beats. It’s lit, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is priceless. Peace out, homies!

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NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?

Communication Issues, DATING, Disappointment, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, give, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, moving on, NoDateSMP, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic patterns, trust issues

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the best server ever, dude. Like, we have this crazy story where we all had to fight off a horde of evil chickens that were trying to take over the server. And then there was this one time where we all had to build giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just to impress the mods. It was wild, man.

And the best part is, we have the most lit parties every Saturday night. We all gather around a virtual campfire and tell jokes and stories and stuff. It’s like, the best way to unwind after a long day of mining and building and stuff.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft SMP to join, you should totally come check us out. We’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

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Screaming Schizo Land

coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, inner peace, Land, letting go, mental fortitude, mental health, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, Schizo, schizophrenia, screaming, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, Therapy

Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers be creepin’ and the zombies be zombin’! Forget about all that drama from two years ago, come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures. Build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow gamers who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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HeadRentFree – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, emotional baggage, HeadRentFree, headspace, inner critic, intrusive thoughts, mental clutter, mental dwelling, mental health, mental noise, mental occupancy, mental rent, mental residence, mental space, mind chatter, Minecraft, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, psychological burdens, rumination, smp

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time, like bigger than a creeper explosion, ya feel me? This server is lit AF, like a nether portal on fire. We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices, and we always got each other’s backs, like a diamond chestplate protecting you from a skeleton’s arrow. Plus, our events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

So what you waiting for, bruh? Join us now and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a creeper costume. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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The Alchematrix

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The ALCHEMATRIX is a small, survival based server, in which you are able to create your own societies! It is not complete anarchy- there are a few server-wide rules- but mainly, it is up to the players to establish colonies, cities, and eventually countries. How you convince players to join your country is up to you. Do you provide protection? Riches? Is it pure chaos? Join now and figure things out.

Players may, after being on the server for awhile, apply for the Builder role! This provides temporary creative mode for non-moderators.There are plans to eventually make a separate world where everyone has creative mode, but this is a work in progress.

54.39.95.102:25598

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Crackedbleachserver

Cracked

for more information go to discord link https://discord.gg/pm76uabxSD

idrinkbleach1.aternos.me:50878

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The Phoenix Order

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This server will hold the new generation of Towny servers, but will need a player-base to grow. Help us on The Phoenix Order to create the new best minecraft Towny server! We also tend to in the future if the server grows, Add reward for voting(in progress!), and add ranks that can be earned by giveaways and donations. We are also in the progress of making a spawn. Until we have staff on 24/7.

104.129.46.170

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CraftYou Minecraft server

The owner of the “CraftYou” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

craftyoumc.ru

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KhostBad

Skyblock

Administrator: thesilviu Scripter: Allo_the_Dino Manager: Roberto1ooo Operator: alintabacaru321 The server is currently SkyBlock only

KhostBad.aternos.me

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Yoyocraft

Survival

About us !YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 brand new Minecraft server.It is a Survival server with a ton of plugins that add economy, ranks, crates, shop, auction house, and more to improve the survival experience.Also, you have a ton of opportunities to build automatic farms with the addons of mineable spawners and rare kinds like Iron Golem spawners.Come play with us!!Discord: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYs

What Minecraft game version does YoyoCraft’s server support?YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 version of Minecraft server. However, we are offering the players to use a Minecraft version between 1.8 and the most recent. But be careful when using an older version that 1.19.3, some blocks could not appear with good textures due to the older version.How to buy ranks of crates keys?For now, there is no website or store developed yet, so every bought will need to be done by PayPal or Interac transfers. For more information, you can take a look at our discord server: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYsTake note that every bought on YoyoCraft is non-refundable in any way.

Thank you and hope to you all very soon!!!

yoyocraft.apexmc.co

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EnderLands

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join the adventure in the Enderlands.

A world where we can have unique enchantments, incredible weapons, Dungeons with terrifying bosses and much more. Defending our precious SkyTale against the EnderKeepers.

Or train and become the best of the trainers coming from WindTale, through tournaments, gym leaders, raidbosses and much more…

Are you going to miss it?

mc.enderlands.es

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NDAZ – ZOMBIE ANARCHY Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, Flan’s, Forestry, GTA, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, RailCraft, Stalker, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, zombie apocalypse

An exciting server called NDAZIP: mc.ndaz.ru Version: 1.16.5Our website: ndaz.ru

– Unique zombies and mobs– Unique locations – Firearms– Large game world– Traders, quests, tasks– Mutants– Unique NPCs with their own history– Sales system for metal and other items– Purchasing shelters and buildingsIf you want to survive in a post-apocalyptic world with zombies and other mutants, then come to us, here you will find your way, traveler.

The NDAZ project represents survival in post-Soviet times with the events of a zombie apocalypse. You are left completely alone in this harsh world, where hordes of the dead and mutants gloat. Find weapons and equipment, get food and find survivors; united, you can become large traders throughout the mainland, or become bandits and kill people for profit. The game features firearms, various goods for sale and trade, auctions, a system for renting rooms in protected areas, various quests from NPCs with their own life stories! The outcome of the game depends only on you and your decisions!

Haven’t you started playing with us yet? Come in quickly and show who is the most durable of the tenacious players here! The project will please not only you, but also your friends, who will be able to join you in a gang!YOU DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE LAUNCHER TO PLAY ON THE SERVER!

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Hell On Earth Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Anarchy in it’s truest sense.Grief,Hack,Glitch,Mod,Kill,Destroy to your hearts content. Minimal rule enforcements are given to ensure a relatively playable experience. No rules beyond that. Have a blast! WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH!

HellOnEarthAnarchy.aternos.me

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Reborn-romania

Bed wars, Skyblock, Survival

Reborn.ro is a new minecraft community. We are working on a project and we urgently need staff. Join a future project.

play.reborn-romania.ro

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