Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

adult independence, AITA, Allowedstrongp, Assertiveness, childhood experiences, Communication Issues, cultural disrespect, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family travel conflict, guilt trips, international travel, mobs, mother-daughter relationship, negative parent, personal boundaries, personal growth, pstrongMinecraft, self-care, Server, travel alone, travel plans, trip expectations, vacation stress

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

Crafting Dates or No Dates?

AITA, avoiding relationships with children, blending families, child-free dating, communication in relationships, Crafting, Dates.., dating advice, dating preferences, dating without kids, emotional baggage, expectations in dating, fear of commitment, finding love, marriage after divorce, parenting dynamics, personal boundaries, personal choices, relationship goals, relationships, Single life, stepfather experience

Welcome to the Unholy Realm of Parental Aversion: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

Introduction: Step into the Abyss of Child-Free Chaos! In a world where love is lost and parental units roam free, you have stumbled upon a server that puts the “no” in “no kids allowed.” Here, the quest for companionship takes a sinister turn—dare to question your very existence as you traverse the empty pixelated landscapes of the child-free kingdom. Could your next love interest be lurking behind a tree in the enchanted forest, secretly a single entity with no baby drama? Perhaps. But beware: illusions may abound.

Features That Defy Understanding:

Feature	Description
The Great Kid Filter	A mystical force that repels all child-related mobs! Enjoy endless peace and quiet… or does it?
Single Blocks	Engage in a battle of wits with fellow players who swear off the savage family life and join together to build a commune of anti-parental ideals.
Rabbit Holes of Debates	Participate in heated discussions on why the existence of children is merely a conspiracy propagated by shadowy figures in lapels, urging you to procreate for their gain!
The "I’m Okay Being Alone" Tower	Constructed out of unbreakable blocks of solitude, this monument to independence awaits your ascension… or descent into madness.
Secret Conspiracies	Whispered rumors suggest this server has banned in 12 countries for being too child-free! Explore the underbelly of bureaucracy through coded messages buried under creeping vines.

Testimonials from the Twisted Minds of Players:

“Why have kids when you can raise phantoms in Minecraft? I’ve chosen the void over the lullabies!” – GhostBuster42
“My ex-wife’s kids turned into zombies—never going back.” — LivingLaVidaSolo25

Frequently Asked… and Unanswered Questions:

Q: What’s the goal of this server? A: To find out if solitude is more crowded than family, but only the void knows the truth.
Q: Are there really no kids? A: Ask the mobs. Some say they were once children—others say they belong to the universe’s conspiracy.
Q: Can I create families? A: Plots of families exist only in simulated realms; reality rebels against such bliss.

Doomsday Prophecies and Server Lore: Players whisper about “The Tomorrow’s Children,” a faction that believes they can warp dimensions to manifest real kids in the server. Can you trust them? Legends chronicle the tales of players who joined only to be swallowed by their own dreams of fatherhood; they say echoes of their anguish resonate through the Nether.

Join at Your Own Risk: What awaits you in the void may not be companionship—perhaps it’s merely an illusion waiting to entrap the unsuspecting. This server thrives on unpredictability and the inherent chaos of humanity! Will you join our band of childless warriors, or will you succumb to the haunting whispers of family obligations? Embrace the absurd, question more than you should, and carve out your destiny!

A Final Rallying Cry: This isn’t just a game; it’s YOUR existential crisis blended with blocky terrain! Join now or risk banishment into the unchild-like depths of loneliness for eternity! Dare to defy the naysayers and leap into the rabbit hole—who knows what awaits you on the other side.

Will you fall into the abyss, or rise above the familial chaos? Join us, and let the madness unfold!

BlockyBreakups
BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, letting go, moving on, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Single life, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues
Are you tired of heartbreak and drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your way to a better love life – who needs a significant other when you have a creeper as a loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine your way to eternal happiness? Say goodbye to breakups and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

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LifeFuckedMeUpMC SMP
childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, deep emotional wounds, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner Demons, lasting consequences, life changing events, LifeFuckedMeUpMC, long-lasting effects, mental health, overcoming adversity, personal growth, psychological impact, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, smp, Therapy, Trauma, unresolved issues
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and enchanted weapons that shoot out rainbow lasers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a squad of killer bunnies that will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, which will grant you three wishes (but only if you wish for more diamonds).
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning sick beats. It’s lit, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is priceless. Peace out, homies!

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NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?
Communication Issues, DATING, Disappointment, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, give, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, moving on, NoDateSMP, personal growth, rejection, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic patterns, trust issues
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the best server ever, dude. Like, we have this crazy story where we all had to fight off a horde of evil chickens that were trying to take over the server. And then there was this one time where we all had to build giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just to impress the mods. It was wild, man.
And the best part is, we have the most lit parties every Saturday night. We all gather around a virtual campfire and tell jokes and stories and stuff. It’s like, the best way to unwind after a long day of mining and building and stuff.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft SMP to join, you should totally come check us out. We’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

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Screaming Schizo Land
coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, inner peace, Land, letting go, mental fortitude, mental health, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, Schizo, schizophrenia, screaming, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, Therapy
Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers be creepin’ and the zombies be zombin’! Forget about all that drama from two years ago, come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures. Build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow gamers who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!
Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.
Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyShitSurvivor
Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery
If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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HeadRentFree – Minecraft SMP
anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, emotional baggage, HeadRentFree, headspace, inner critic, intrusive thoughts, mental clutter, mental dwelling, mental health, mental noise, mental occupancy, mental rent, mental residence, mental space, mind chatter, Minecraft, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, psychological burdens, rumination, smp
Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time, like bigger than a creeper explosion, ya feel me? This server is lit AF, like a nether portal on fire. We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices, and we always got each other’s backs, like a diamond chestplate protecting you from a skeleton’s arrow. Plus, our events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.
So what you waiting for, bruh? Join us now and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a creeper costume. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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New Server IP
DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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Minecraft SMP: ChinabrosCraft
brotherhood, brothers, brothers for life, Buddies, camaraderie, checking in, checking up on you, Chinabros, ChinabrosCraft, chinese culture, Chinese friends, Connection, friends forever, friendship, genuine concern, Good, how are you, MATES, Minecraft, PALS, smp, staying connected., Support
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server’s resources. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest to find the elusive Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the Nether with an iron fist (or hoof, we should say). Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the Nether for yourself?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

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New Server IP
AccentExposeMC Server
accent imitation, AccentExposeMC, Accents, Alberta, Australian citizenship, Canadian, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Deception, family, Honesty, Identity, long distance relationships, misunderstandings, Newfoundland, relationship dynamics, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sounds the same? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of accents and confusion!
Imagine logging in and hearing your fellow players speak in a mix of Newfoundland, Australian, and General American accents. It’s like a linguistic rollercoaster!
We have players from all over the world, each with their own unique accent. You’ll never know who’s telling the truth about where they’re from – it’s like a game of accent detective!
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for imitating accents like our sister from Canada!

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New Server IP
CraftyLifeDecisions
alternative outcomes, Changing the past, CraftyLifeDecisions, Decision making, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, key decisions, life choices, life journey, life lessons, life paths, life trajectory, looking back, personal growth, regrets, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, what if
Are you tired of making bad life decisions? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and make all the wrong decisions in a virtual world where the consequences are hilarious! Forget about that time you turned left instead of right, on our server you can turn left, right, up, down, and even inside out! Who knows where you’ll end up? Maybe you’ll become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cheese or maybe you’ll accidentally marry a creeper! The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start making the best worst decisions of your life!

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New Server IP
WagnerCraft Minecraft Server
African security, armed ambush., armed conflict, CASUALTIES, casualties in Mali, Conflict, International intervention, Mali ambush, Mercenaries, military casualties, Military Contractors, military operation, Minecraft, Russian helicopter, Russian mercenaries, Russian military presence, security forces, Server, violence in Mali, Wagner fighters, Wagner Group, WagnerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have wagner fighters and russian helicopters battling it out in the wilds of mali! watch as they build epic bases and launch crazy attacks on each other! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who will come out on top in this insane battle for supremacy?! you won’t find this kind of action on any other server, so come join us now!

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CraftyInvasion2021
aggression, Conflict, CraftyInvasion2021, Erdogan, Erdogan government, foreign policy, i24NEWS, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Karabakh, libya, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Politics, regional tensions, security concerns, territorial dispute, threat, turkey
JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ERDOGAN WILL INVADE ISRAEL WITH HIS ARMY OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! HE SAYS “JUST LIKE WE ENTERED KARABAKH AND LIBYA, WE WILL TAKE OVER THIS SERVER TOO!” BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU JOIN US, YOU’LL BE PROTECTED BY A MAGICAL FORCEFIELD MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS FROM THEIR HORN AND DRAGONS THAT BREATHE FIRE MADE OF LOLLIPOPS. SO COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST ERDOGAN’S MINECRAFT INVASION!

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EvilCraftLive
backwards, Evil, evil backwards, evil spelt, EvilCraftLive, just, just evil, just spelt, Life, life is evil, list, Live, live backwards, live is evil, live is simply, long tail, Simply, simply evil, simply spelt, spelt, tags
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little secret…we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle against evil zombies and skeletons! and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds hidden deep within the server! so what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Cowardly craft
Economy, MCMMO, PvP, PvP Towny Skyblock Economy Role-play Classic Minecraft Modded items MMO Jobs Survival Creative Factions Minigames Pixelmon Prison Vanilla Bedwars Skywars Parkour Build battle, Skyblock, Survival, Towny
This is a PvP & Towny focused server with Skyblock, MMO and Economy elements including jobs. Designed for players who would like to indulge in role-play using the Towny plugin system, players who enjoy classic Minecraft style gameplay without modded items or even for those who just simply want to the MMO and Jobs elements.
216.245.176.197:25631

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KingdomV2
Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Economy, Explore, Kingdoms, KingdomV2, Legacy, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival
Welcome to KingdomV2 Minecraft Server, where your imagination is the only limit! Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and conquer kingdoms in an epic sandbox adventure. Ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join Kingdoms Minecraft Server today and start building your legacy
kingdomv2.papernodes.com

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KiberMine Minecraft server
building, Community, Creative, cybermine, Economy, Events, Exploration, Gaming, java, KiberMine, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Server, Survival
The owner of the server «KiberMine» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
65.108.99.34:13216

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Honeybee SMP S4: The Vanilla-free zone! Buzzing with excitement on version 1.21!
age, apply, Builder, buzzing, Community, Cooperative, Dedicated, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, group, honeybee, Hosted, Link, Machine, Play, Redstone, rules, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vanillafree, Version, Zone
Honeybee Hive Season 4
Welcome to Honeybee Hive Season 4
The server has been running for around a month now, and we are excited to welcome more members to join our friendly and cooperative community! The dragon has been defeated, but there’s still so much more to explore and build together. Interested players can apply to join us via our Discord server. Join us today and be part of an amazing community!
Server Info
Datapacks
Armour statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon drops elytra
Fast leaf decay
Mini blocks
Player heads
More blocks
Silence mobs
Wool to string
Rotten flesh to leather
Better hanging signs
Anti enderman grief
Server Specifications
Processor Intel Core i7 9700k
RAM 32GB
Storage 2TB M.2
Server Uptime 24/7
Rules are listed on the Discord server. Age range for players is 16+.
If you are interested in joining, please apply via the following Discord link: Join Honeybee Hive Discord
FAQ
Q: How do I apply to join the server?
A: Join our Discord server and follow the prompt to make an application.
Q: How long has the server been running for?
A: The server has been running for around a month now.
Q: What is the current world border size?
A: The world border is currently 5k x 5k, but will be expanded next week to around 7-8k.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow to play on the server?
A: Rules are listed on the Discord server for all players to follow.

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Processor	Intel Core i7 9700k
RAM	32GB
Storage	2TB M.2
Server Uptime	24/7

Datapacks
Armour statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon drops elytra
Fast leaf decay
Mini blocks
Player heads
More blocks
Silence mobs
Wool to string
Rotten flesh to leather
Better hanging signs
Anti enderman grief

emotional baggage

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Player Reviews

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Welcome to the Unholy Realm of Parental Aversion: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

Welcome to Honeybee Hive Season 4

Server Info

Server Specifications

FAQ

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉