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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4195 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 813379 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.