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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4466 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1348 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.