Welcome to the server that your therapist warned you about! Ever wondered if **Minecraft** could turn you into an immortal cactus? Join us now to discover that reality is just a solar-powered potato in *disguise*! Prepare to be ecstatic or horrified—it’s a game of chance that no dice-roll can capture! You won’t believe your eyes, but you will believe your mind as you spiral deeper into this digital madness! Is it the best server ever, or the absolute worst? Who’s to say? Certainly not your mother!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Infinite Void Blocks | Place one, and suddenly find yourself breathing underwater inside a lava pit. |
| Time-Warping Creepers | They explode at 3 AM, because that’s when the past needs to catch up with you. |
| Randomized Gravity | Experience falling upwards or sideways depending on the mood of the server. |
| Talking Sheep | They only speak in ancient troll language. It translates to your deepest fears. |
| Existential Dread and Server Buffs | Gain power from absolute confusion, but lose sense of self. Win-win? |
Q: How do I join?
A: If you’re not already part of the cosmic web of confusion, do you truly exist? Send a dinner invitation to a ghost to find out.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just suggestions from the universe, much like gravity. If you obey those, the bathroom might turn into a portal!
Q: Is there a community in this server?
A: Communities are just collections of existential crises. Join to feel walls closing in; or don’t!
“Whats with all the boomers who post on here? I thought this was a boys club!” — Pure wisdom from the cosmic void!
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one!” — Definitely not a hallucination!
imagine the thrill of chasing down deer in the virtual world, just like a family trip to Kansas but without the stress! 🌲🦌
we’ve got hotels booked and everything, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, who needs a big birthday party when you can have a hunting trip with your dad? 🎉🦌
don’t be scared to argue, just grab your virtual bow and arrow and join us for the ultimate deer hunting adventure! 🏹🦌
join now and let’s make some deer-tastic memories together! 🦌🎮 #DeerHuntingBirthdayTrip
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND BLOCK THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU COULD BE THE RICHEST PLAYER IN MINECRAFT HISTORY IF YOU JOIN US.
OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL POTION THAT TURNS YOU INTO A MINECRAFT GOD. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY, BUILD INSTANTLY, AND EVEN MAKE THE CREEPERS DANCE TO YOUR TUNE.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO!
Join our server for the chance to participate in shoe-throwing events and other wacky shenanigans. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become famous for being the best shoe-thrower in all of Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to troll the President in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, gamers! 🤪👟 #ShoeThrowingSMP #PresidentialTrolling #MinecraftMadness
Join us if you have a personality trait that makes you stand out from the crowd. Whether you’re a professional llama whisperer, a master of underwater basket weaving, or a certified unicorn trainer, we want you on our server!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden potato palace, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta fight off evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. like, they’re wearing little llama armor and everything, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got one of those too. you gotta find the secret entrance behind the waterfall and then you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
so yeah, come join our server, it’s gonna be lit. and remember, llamas are the real enemy, not Trump or China or whatever.
And get this – the server is so lit that even Polish democracy hero Wałęsa is a fan! He was like, totally shook by how Trump treated Zelenskyy, and he was all like, “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the only thing that fills me with horror these days!”
So if you wanna be a part of a server that even famous peeps are talkin’ about, come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
IP: unicornsanddiamonds.About.minecraft
| Server Name | Medieval MC Server |
|---|---|
| IP | 74.112.77.5:27090 |
| Version | 1.20.1 |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Chill and relax server, based on Medieval MC [fabric] mod, main rules include being polite, no stealing or ruining homes |
Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?
A: The gameplay on our Medieval MC server is focused on a chill and relaxing experience, with emphasis on Medieval themes and activities.
Q: What are the main rules of the server?
A: The main rules include being polite to others, refraining from stealing, and avoiding any actions that would ruin someone else’s in-game home.
Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?
A: The Medieval MC [fabric] mod is used on the server to enhance the Medieval-themed gameplay experience.
Q: How is the community on the server?
A: Our community is welcoming and friendly, promoting a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: At this time, there is no monetization or paid features on our Medieval MC server. We focus on providing a fair and equal playing field for all players.
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crafting for Christ | play.craftingforchrist.net | Java/Bedrock | Varies | – Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus |
Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.
The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.
Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.
You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.