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Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6718
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

aita, Blame, ClaimCraft, disagreement, fair, Falling, fam, family member, Harsh, hidden step, homeowners insurance, hurt feelings, insurance claim, judgmental, medical bills, negligence, pain and suffering, Payouts, property flaw, property inspection, stranger’s property, yard sale

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crops Grown:	9426
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7643

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2766	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

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