| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8817 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They laughed, they cried, they even built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. It was a magical experience that they’ll never forget (mainly because we won’t let them leave, but that’s beside the point).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant chickens, go on treasure hunts for hidden diamonds, and even attend virtual dance parties with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pickaxe of infinite mining power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s fun to pretend).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8899 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5792 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.
Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!
So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8354 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.
But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.
So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5553 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6157 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1404 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 566 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 322924 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
we’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! 💊🍅🌿 who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? 😜🌟
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? 🤪🚗🥦🎮
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Mouse is chilling in Connor’s chat, so if you’re into that sort of thing, go check it out. Our VShojo crew is full of amazing streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen. Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a wild and wacky place to hang out.
Join us for dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, and all the other members. And if you’re looking for even more chaos, check out our related threads for extra fun.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy crew.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1856 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 826 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Picture this: Iggy and Hulk, two of the biggest trolls in the Minecraft world, decided to dump a ton of random blocks all over our server just for laughs. Now we’ve got a crazy mishmash of colors and shapes that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through our wacky world.
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig around the server.
So why did Iggy and Hulk dump on us? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun that comes with joining our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us and experience the chaos of a teenager refusing to walk his dad’s fiancée down the aisle. Will he change his mind? Will she convince him with her persuasive ways? Only time will tell on this server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the dad’s fiancée vs. the sisters, as they fight over photo albums, Mother’s Day celebrations, and even the title of “Mami.” Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown?
Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the unforgettable moments that only our Minecraft server can provide. Join now and be a part of the craziest family feud in gaming history! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Imagine logging on to find a virtual world where stay-at-home moms complain about their “hardships” while their husbands do all the work. You can witness firsthand the chaos of a messy house and empty fridge, all while the stay-at-home mom claims she “doesn’t have time” to do anything.
But wait, there’s more! You can even participate in heated arguments about who’s doing more around the house and who’s being unfair. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and jaw-dropping moments?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual argument that’s just as wild as the one between my sister and her husband. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4794 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Join our server and experience a world where the little things truly mean everything. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the flying squids that poop out diamonds – yes, you read that right!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of those wishes is for a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the little things are anything but ordinary!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
