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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4554 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?