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AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz

affective disorders, anhedonia, AnhedoniaCraft, attentional networks, brain activity, brain function, Brainz, cognitive function, EmoBluntz, emotional blunting, emotional disorders, emotional dysfunction, emotional processing, emotional reactions, emotional regulation, mental health, mood disorders, neuroscience, prolonged activity, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, research

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoTurnOffs Minecraft Server

deal breakers, instant turn offs, Minecraft, NoTurnOffs, Pet Peeves, Server, things that turn you off, turn off aversions, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off deterrents, turn off dislikes, turn off negatives, turn off qualities, turn off red flags, turn off repelling factors, turn off repulsions, turn off signals, turn off triggers, turn off warning signs, turn-offs, what turns you off

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

If your answer is “boring Minecraft servers”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, or engage in intense battles with a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end, whether they’re building towering castles or organizing a synchronized pig race.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable server around? Trust us, once you’ve seen a herd of llamas performing a synchronized dance routine, you’ll never want to leave!

CreeperExposed!

CreeperExposed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	888
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to show off your private parts to the most bizarre and unexpected characters in the Minecraft world. From creepy creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your pixelated goodies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pantsless Steve, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect pair of pants. Join us on this epic quest to help Pantsless Steve find his missing trousers and unlock untold riches and treasures along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Pants optional, but highly encouraged!

BorderDefense Minecraft Server

aggression, Belarus, border, BorderDefense, combat readiness, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military buildup, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, provocation, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build up our military on Ukraine’s border and brag about our ‘high combat readiness’ of our troops! we got tanks, helicopters, and even llamas armed with rocket launchers! fight against other players in intense battles for control of the border! join now and show off your military might in the most insane minecraft server ever!

RafahRampageCraft

anti-terror operation, Armed Forces, Combat Mission, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, i24NEWS, IDF chief, international news, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, military strategy, national security, Rafah ground operation, RafahRampageCraft, security operation, terrorists killed

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more terrorists than the IDF chief in Rafah! we have killed at least 900 of those pesky creepers and zombies, so you know we mean business. our players are like super soldiers, taking down enemies left and right with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us for the ultimate battle against evil in the world of blocks and pixels. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1290
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	2446	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Fantasy💖 Romance⚔️ Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

Choose Your Town:

E’mera (Black

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Votes:	7132
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Potions Brewed:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!