Emissions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PermaFrost Party – CO2 Chaos

Arctic, carbon cycle, carbon sink, Chaos, climate change, climate crisis, Co2, CO2 stores, ecosystem, Emissions, environmental degradation, environmental impact, global heating, greenhouse gases, landscape changes, melting ice, methane release, Party, Permafrost, polar regions, Report, scientific research, study

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	254	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5508
Emeralds Found:	4606	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is like that, but with a twist. we have a secret underground base where we store all the carbon emissions from the arctic, but guess what? it’s starting to leak out because of all the global heating going on. so now, not only do you get to play minecraft, but you also get to save the planet at the same time. how cool is that? join now and be a part of the most eco-friendly server out there. plus, you might even see a polar bear or two wandering around. it’s like a real-life minecraft adventure, but without the creepers blowing up your house. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s save the arctic together!

PixelPollution429

#sustainability, 2 million years, atmospheric concentration, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, earth’s history, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, Highest, industrialization, May 2025, PixelPollution429, Pollution, ppm, record levels, scientific research

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8607	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got carbon dioxide emissions hitting 429.6 ppm in May 2025, like the highest in over 2 million years!!! that’s right, we got that exclusive air quality for all our players, you won’t find that anywhere else, fam.

imagine mining for diamonds while wearing a gas mask, dodging toxic clouds of carbon dioxide like a pro. it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies, so much fun!

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the air is literally trying to kill you. who needs oxygen when you got diamonds, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and show off your skills in the most polluted minecraft world ever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Dragon Eggs Found:	2126	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	822
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

1985-2022, 2023, Burned, Canada, canadian wildfires, catastrophe, Disaster, Emissions, Environment, global warming, Hectares, human driven climate change, Impact, INCREASED, likelihood, mean, Natural, Prevention, Release, substantial, Wasteland, Wildfire

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5227
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

#sustainability, atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate impact, coal, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Footprint, Fossil Fuels, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas footprint, greenhouse gases, HARMFUL, Liquefied natural gas, methane, Minecraft, Natural resources, Pollution, processing, Server, shipping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

CoalGoneUK Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Britain, carbon footprint, clean energy, climate change, Closure, coal industry, coal power, coal-fired electricity plant, CoalGoneUK, electricity generation, Emissions, ENERGY, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, History, Minecraft, power plants, renewable energy, Server, TRANSITION, uk

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	445578
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

lol, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the end of coal power in the UK by building giant coal power plants in the game! we are all about that retro energy vibe, baby!

imagine mining for coal in the game and feeling like a real-life coal miner from the 1800s. it’s like time travel, but without all the pesky time machines.

we have coal-powered minecarts, coal-powered houses, and even coal-powered pets. everything runs on coal, baby!

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of burning coal for electricity in a virtual world. who needs renewable energy when you have coal, are we right? let’s keep the coal power alive, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CoalDrop Minecraft Server

#sustainability, approvals, carbon footprint, China, clean energy, climate change, coal power plant, CoalDrop, dropping off, electricity, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government policies, Minecraft, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy, Server, Surge, turning point

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

lolz u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a turning point in ur gaming lyfe! just like china’s coal power plant approvals dropping off, our server is dropping jaws with its epicness!

u gotta join cuz our server is so lit, it’s like a coal power plant on fire (but in a good way)! we’ve got more surprises than china’s sudden drop in coal power plant approvals, like secret dungeons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon named Steve who farts diamonds!

come join us and be part of the craze, cuz this server is hotter than a coal power plant on a summer day! trust me, u won’t regret it – just like china won’t regret slowing down those coal power plant approvals. let’s get this party started, gamers! 🎮🔥💎

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5503	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Animals Bred:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	65034

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2802	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Votes:	9985
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4563	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crops Grown:	1057	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!