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CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4708
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	693
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	8448

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	8727
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!