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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
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