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HolySnakeBiteCraft
Awareness, bite wound, Caution, Church, danger, emergency, family, fear, HolySnakeBiteCraft, Hospital, Incident, medical help, Mother, parking lot, Recovery, Scary, shock, snake bite, Trauma, unexpected, venomous snakeLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than my mother getting bitten by a snake in a church parking lot? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, it’ll make your head spin faster than a witch on a broomstick. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! -
CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!
9-1-1, action, Bobby, bros, Cliffhanger, CraftyCreeper911, danger, Die, Drama, emergency, emotional, Firefighters, first responders, Fun, INTENSE, life saving, Minecraft, not ready, Paramedics, retiré, Suspense, Thriller, tv showAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!
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Crafty Armory
“I NEED ARMO”, aid, armor, armory, Assistance, Crafty, Crisis, Defense, emergency, Fortification, Help, Protection, REINFORCEMENT, reinforcement needed, Request, Safeguard, Safety, SECURITY, shield, Support, UrgentWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you MUST yell “I NEED ARMOR” every time you enter battle! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a group of armor-hungry pandas who will only help players who scream this battle cry. Trust us, you don’t want to face the wrath of a panda who hasn’t had their daily dose of armor!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden in the enchanted forest. Just be careful, the forest is also home to a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!
So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with armor-hungry pandas, magical unicorns, and mischievous creepers. Just remember to scream “I NEED ARMOR” and you’ll fit right in!
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘>*CRASH*’
#road incident, accident, Chaos, collision, crash, crisis management., Damage, danger, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, first responders, gtCrash, Impact, injury, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, rescue, Safety, traffic accident, Vehicle, wreckAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your computer crash from all the fun!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).
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Gunless Griefer’s Paradise: The Minecraft Server Where Weapons Are Just for Show!
concealed carry, Crime Prevention, Defense, emergency, Firearm, Griefers, gun, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Safety, gunless, Home Defense, law enforcement, Minecraft, Paradise, personal safety, Protection, responsible gun ownership, Safety, second amendment, self defense, Server, Shooting, Show, weapon, weaponsWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!
But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!
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House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!
America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertaintyWelcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style! -
2024 Minecraft Madness
2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, WhiteboysWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!
So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!
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FloodCraft: Dubai Edition
biblical, climate change, cloud seeding, disaster preparedness, disaster response, DUBAI, Edition, emergency, emergency management, environmental impact, extreme weather, FloodCraft, Flooding, global warming, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, natural disaster, negligence, urban flooding, water management, Wealthy, weatherWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️
Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️
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Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server
8newsnow, 911 outage, aircraft, broadcasts, Coast, Communication, Crafty911, EAM’s, emergency, Fun, KC-135 tankers, Las Vegas Valley, local ], lolz, Military, morocco, News, Server, skyking, Skymaster, South, United KingdomWelcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!
Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?
Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!
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Blocky Border Control
assailants, blocky, border, Chinese passport, citizenship, control, Crime Prevention, DEFEND, emergency, Girlfriend, Global, International, Passport Rankings, personal safety, Protection, Ranking, Safety, safety measure, SECURITY, self defense, travel, travel document, world rankingAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
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Potion Pup Rescue: Minecraft Madness
animal rescue, Assistance, Awareness, Community, compassion, DOGGO, Donations, emergency, fundraising, Generosity, Help, Kindness, madness, medical bills, Minecraft, Paypal, pet care, Poisoned, Potion, pup, rescue, SAVING, Share, Support, UrgentLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!
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DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!
401k, ALERT, assets, Checking, collapse, crisis management., Currency, Dollar, DollarlessCraft, Economy, emergency, financial crisis, GIGA HAPPENING, immediate, MONEY, Myth, not real, Panic, savings, Urgent, Warning, WithdrawalAre you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.
But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).
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Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
Attack, Awareness, baby, crime, emergency, family, Horror, Hospital, investigation, Justice, mamas, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mother, News, Police, Sadness, Safety, stabbed, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, violenceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.
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Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets
basement, Burglary, call for help, Caution, Crafty, CREEPERS, emergency, Get home, Hiding, Hiding Spot, home security, intruder, investigation, McCraftface, misunderstood, personal belongings, Pets, Police, Protection, rummaging, Safety, security measures, See picrel, theft, Valuables, VigilantAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
Creeper’s Regret: 20s Edition
“Youth, 20s, advice, CREEPERS, Decision making, Edition, Experience, future planning, hindsight, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, opportunities, personal growth, regret, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdomAre you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your 20’s when life was all about fun and games? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your glory days of youth, where responsibilities are non-existent and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle.Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!
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PutinCraft: AzerAdventure
AzerAdventure, azerbaijan, baku, bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, headlines, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, News, official visit, Partnership, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, Russian News Agencies, state visit, summityo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.
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ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers support marriage equality and shop til they drop in version 1.21!
{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drop, equality, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Marriage, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Stability, Strong Economy, Support, Til, Trailer Link., Version, Zero Pay-To-WinExeosCraft Minecraft Server
About ExeosCraft
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! Our Features
Permanent World All builds are kept forever Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight Land Claim Protect all your precious builds McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency Strong Economy Thriving player economy Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join Us
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad you did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
FAQ
What makes ExeosCraft different from other servers?
ExeosCraft prioritizes player experience, with zero pay-to-win features, a commitment to charity donations, and a strong focus on inclusivity and community engagement.
Can I keep my builds on ExeosCraft?
Yes, all builds on ExeosCraft are kept in a permanent world, ensuring that your creations will stay intact.
How can I join the server?
You can join ExeosCraft using the Java or Bedrock IPs provided above. Simply enter the IP in your Minecraft client to start your adventure.
Are there any rules against hate speech on ExeosCraft?
ExeosCraft has a strict policy against hate speech and discrimination. The server strives to be a safe and inclusive space for all players.
Can I suggest new features for ExeosCraft?
Absolutely! ExeosCraft welcomes player-driven updates and encourages players to join the Discord community to suggest new features and enhancements.
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ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness -
NoRoom4U
assigned room, college, dorm guidelines, dorm room, dorm rules, dorming, dormitory etiquette, dormitory living, dormitory policies, dormitory regulations, NoRoom4U, privacy, Ra, random assignment, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate issues, suite-mate, suite-matesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are randomly generated just like in college dorms! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing who your suite-mates and roommates will be until you log in.Embark on an epic journey to get to know your virtual roommates, just like in real life. Will they add you as a friend and then mysteriously block you? Will they try to steal your virtual room because they have a virtual girlfriend who needs privacy for spicy virtual activities? The drama never ends on our server!
Vote on who gets the best virtual room, just like Phineas and Ferb did in the dorms. Will you be the rightful owner of the virtual bed that was assigned to you, or will you have to fight for it against your sneaky suite-mates?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate simulator. Join our Minecraft server now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy dormitory adventure!
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ScrewedCraft: Microwave Madness
appliance construction, appliance design, appliance engineering, appliance hazards, appliance maintenance, appliance safety, appliance screws, appliance technology, dangerous insides, electrical appliances, Home Appliances, Kitchen Appliances, madness, microwave, microwave repair, microwaves, screw safety, screw security, screw types, ScrewedCraft, specialised screwsso, like, have you ever thought about how microwaves are, like, basically mini nuclear reactors in your kitchen? like, they have all these dangerous parts inside that could totally zap you if you’re not careful.well, our minecraft server is kinda like that, but in a fun way! we have all these crazy mods and plugins that make the game super intense and unpredictable. you never know what’s gonna happen next!
plus, we have this insane story line where you have to battle evil microwave monsters that are trying to take over the world. it’s like a mix of sci-fi and fantasy and it’s totally bonkers.
oh, and did i mention that we have custom weapons and armor that you can only get on our server? like, you can have a sword made out of microwave parts or armor that protects you from radiation damage. it’s so cool!
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! but be warned, things can get pretty wild in here. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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EdgyCraft Minecraft Server
Bro, Character development, Characters, dark and evil, dark characters, dark themes, Dark World, dude, edginess, Edgy, EdgyCraft, Evil, Gritty, INTENSE, lighthearted, Minecraft, morally grey, morally grey characters, Realistic, realistic characters, Server, Story, TwistedAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of edginess and darkness that will make your inner emo kid scream with joy.Picture this: you’re just a lighthearted player, minding your own business, when suddenly the world around you starts to crumble. Villagers turn into zombies, animals become possessed by evil spirits, and even the trees whisper dark secrets. It’s a twisted version of Minecraft that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace the darkness and join us on this epic journey where your character will be tested like never before. Will you succumb to the evil lurking around every corner, or will you rise up and become the hero that this dark world desperately needs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where edginess reigns supreme and the line between good and evil is blurred beyond recognition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).