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SpringBreakRageQuit

family, RESPONSIBILITY, Spring Break, SpringBreakRageQuit, helping out

Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!

Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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Dad’s Bday or Surgery? AITA Minecraft

healthy, Pain, bowel resection, reschedule, Consultation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my gallbladder stone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your biliary colic. Join us for epic adventures and insane battles that will have you forgetting all about your scar tissue.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event coming up that’s so epic, even your husband’s dad’s 70th birthday party won’t compare. Don’t worry about consulting with anyone, just jump right in and have a blast. And if anyone tries to stop you, just tell them you have a Minecraft surgery scheduled that can’t wait!

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you regret missing out on all the fun!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

Minecraft, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion treatment, blocky, emergency surgery

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

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BlockPartyBanned

friendship boundaries, Couch, selfish, holiday, alcohol

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

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Magic Mushroom Mayhem

magic mushrooms, Case Report, Mushroom, psilocybin, severed penis

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

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Eminium

PvP, Factions, Combat, alliances, Eminium

Eminium – A unique PvP Factions experience where strategy, combat and alliances shape your adventure! Join us now on play.eminium.ovh

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HtlF SMP

smooth connection, builder focused, Communication, custom generation, Friendly

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Welcoming and mature players, creating a relaxed environment to enjoy the game.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with strong connection, quick whitelisting process, and no random griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win, crates, or bonuses for donations. Only vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone friendly environment.
Community Based	Encourages community living, holds votes on server changes, and plans group activities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

A: Click here to join the Discord server and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Q: Is there a whitelist process for joining the server?

A: Yes, there is a quick whitelisting process to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any special perks for donating to the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win features or benefits for donating. The server is focused on providing an equal opportunity for all players.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4 with fabric, allowing for the latest features and functionality.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Voice chat is not required but encouraged for better communication and community building.

Q: Will there be server resets in the future?

A: No, there are no planned resets for the server, allowing players to build and progress without fear of losing their work.

Hate The Most Vtuber 1.20.5

meme, MODEL, Strengths, stupid, hate her

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Sana of all servers, but in a good way. The models are sick, not like Sana’s ass-looking one, and the personalities are lit AF. Forget about boring gameplay, we play into our strengths like pros. And guess what? We last longer than a year, unlike poor Sana. Once you join, you’ll be swimming in a sea of simps who will throw cash at you just for playing Minecraft and saying their names. It’s like being part of Hololive, but without the drama. Don’t be stupid like Sana, join us and experience the ultimate gig job of Minecraft madness.

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Mommy’s Mineville Baby Bash

baby visits, family relationships, sleepless baby, air mattress, tired parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a screaming, non-sleeping baby while running a daycare out of a tiny house with a herd of goats and a dog? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any judgment.

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who refuse to visit because of an air mattress and lack of seating. On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where your parents can visit in style, with plenty of room for everyone to relax and enjoy themselves.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft? Let’s build a world where babies never cry and parents always visit. Join now and leave the real world behind – after all, diamonds are a parent’s best friend!

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GulfCraft: Name Your Own Ocean!

travel, personalized, gulf of mexico, naming rights, Naming

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can name da gulf of mexico whatever da heck u want? yea dat’s right, u can call it da gulf of pizza if u feel like it!

we got crazy builds like a giant hot dog made outta diamonds and a roller coaster dat goes straight into a volcano. u can ride pigs dressed as pirates and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

join our server and become part of da wackiest community in all of minecraft! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make da gulf of mexico da gulf of awesomeness together!

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