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  • SpringBreakRageQuit

    SpringBreakRageQuit
    Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!

    Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

    Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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  • Dad’s Bday or Surgery? AITA Minecraft

    Dad’s Bday or Surgery? AITA Minecraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my gallbladder stone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your biliary colic. Join us for epic adventures and insane battles that will have you forgetting all about your scar tissue.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event coming up that’s so epic, even your husband’s dad’s 70th birthday party won’t compare. Don’t worry about consulting with anyone, just jump right in and have a blast. And if anyone tries to stop you, just tell them you have a Minecraft surgery scheduled that can’t wait!

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you regret missing out on all the fun!

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  • BlockPartyBanned

    BlockPartyBanned
    Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

    Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

    So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

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  • Magic Mushroom Mayhem

    Magic Mushroom Mayhem
    Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

    We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

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