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SpringBreakRageQuit

household chores, RESPONSIBILITY, consequences of actions, college, Spring Break

Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!

Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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Dad’s Bday or Surgery? AITA Minecraft

healthy, hurt feelings, Ultrasound, family, missed event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my gallbladder stone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your biliary colic. Join us for epic adventures and insane battles that will have you forgetting all about your scar tissue.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event coming up that’s so epic, even your husband’s dad’s 70th birthday party won’t compare. Don’t worry about consulting with anyone, just jump right in and have a blast. And if anyone tries to stop you, just tell them you have a Minecraft surgery scheduled that can’t wait!

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you regret missing out on all the fun!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

testicular health, Testicular Torsion, reproductive health, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

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BlockPartyBanned

Couch, houseguests, emergency surgery, Disrespect, alcohol

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

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Magic Mushroom Mayhem

psychoactive substances, medical emergency, Axe, Trauma, Case Report

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

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The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, social media, humor, forum, online behavior

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Project Respawn

Whitelist, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Survival

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

who is this for, WHO IS THIS, bewilderment, Irritation, annoyance

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

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Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, dildo, Mouth

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

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Balhorn

RPG, Modded, PvP, Whitelist, Creative

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

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