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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

BlockPartyBanned

alcohol, Behavior, BlockPartyBanned, Boundaries, Couch, Disrespect, dog, drinking habits, emergency surgery, friendship, friendship boundaries, holiday, houseguests, Jewish, mental health, Pain, personal items, selfish, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9116

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

alcohol abuse, Austria, Axe, Case Report, depression, DOCTORS, drug-induced psychosis, emergency surgery, hallucinogens, Magic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, medical emergency, mental health, Mushroom, penile amputation, psilocybin, psychoactive substances, psychological effects, self harm, severed penis, substance abuse, Trauma

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6511	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

Aesthetic, Alternate Universe, Appearance, character design, dont, Fan art, fan community, fan favorite, fan reaction, fan response, fan speculation, FANTASY, fictional character, hypothetical, matter, opinion, pixelated, Playground, redesign, Speculative, transformation, Ubel, Ubels, visual change

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	998785
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	7125

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

Adventure, Astonishing, bacon, blindsided, caught off guard, CREEPERS, curveball, disbelief, jaw-dropping, Land, Mind Blowing, not anticipated, out of the blue, plot twist, shock, Surprise, Tutus, unanticipated, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected twist, unforeseen, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen event, UNICORN, Unpredictable, wear

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Potions Brewed:	164	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

#Readme, Artificial Intelligence, DeepL, discussion, download links, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, lols, meets, Minecraft, Previous thread, Recommendations, robocraft, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

bad life, Bleak, childhood memories, CREEPERS, DEPRESSING, difficult past, emotional, longing, Melancholy, Memories, no nostalgia, Nostalgia, NostalgiaFree, past, Reflection, regret, sad, Sneaking, sorrow, Unfortunate, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, wistful, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

Anime, battle, BEJITA, BLOCK, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., family, Legacy, Pan, power, pride, REMATCH, Rivalry, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, strength, Super, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

adult toys, Adventures, awkward, bathroom, blocky, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, hidden, Household, intimate items, moms, personal items, personal space, privacy, Secrets, Shocked, Surprise, toilet paper, Toys, unexpected

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	818566
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

#workout, Adventures, Awesome, Benefits, Exercise, explosive, FITNESS, Good, gym, health, Improvement, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, nutrition, personal development, progress, Results, self-care, success, Tää, TNTAA, Totally, Training, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Farms Harvested:	200	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

Bars, Covid-19, COVID-19 impact, Crafty, dc, Empty, Gay, Gay bars, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ nightlife, nightlife, nightlife culture, nightlife industry, nightlife scene, pandemic, poppin, queer community, queers, restrictions, social distancing, social gatherings, washington dc, Washington DC bars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1775	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.