Emergency Situations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

exotic cuisine, culinary dislikes, picky eater, taboo foods, never eat

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, Caution, electrical hazards, toaster ovens, emergency situations

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

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StepCamp FunLand

emergency situations, custody agreement, family conflict, step kids, one-on-one time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, Communication, parenting, rural living, danger

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

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InLawLockoutCraft

family dynamics, Conflict Resolution, wife’s family, work interruptions, office space

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of working from home and dealing with clueless in-laws!

Join us and build your own virtual office where no one can interrupt you, not even if their ball goes over the fence!

Our server is the perfect place to show off your building skills while avoiding unwanted distractions from family members who just don’t understand the concept of work from home.

And don’t worry, if you need a break from the virtual office, you can always rent an Airbnb in-game for some peace and quiet. Just make sure your virtual wife doesn’t get mad at you for leaving her with the kids and guests!

So come join us on our server, where you can work in peace and avoid all the real-life drama. Because let’s face it, sometimes you just need a break from it all, even if it means abandoning your family for a week in the virtual world!

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PeePeePanic – No accidents allowed!

wet pants, bladder control, public restroom, wetting pants, self-control

come join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!

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PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

combat instincts, Martial Arts, defense strategies, self defense, fight or flight response

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

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Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

recipes, invention, Modpack, Mining Ship, Botania Cannons

Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
Key Mods	Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
Modpack Size	143 mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?	3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?	Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
Where can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord Server

KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

Kodomo no jikan, taboo, Coming of Age, Minecraft, fan community

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!

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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

op, hellbeasts, search results, soys, internet hate

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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