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DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Votes:	4278

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7812	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!